FAIL FRIDAY: Asinine Attempts
Fifteen real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Are you saying the oath of loyalty to our national flag arouses you, or one of your pledges that is the designated “pledge of allegiance” actually gives you a stiffy? Either way…seems like a problem.
Incredible. This one post ruined my fucking week.
Bad joke. Also, they prefer to be called “little people,” you son-of-a-bitch.
Actually my parents used to say, “Do you need to tinkle?” So yeah, you feel pretty fucking stupid now don’t you?
This made me want to rage on stage with those animatronic animals at a Chuck-E-Cheese.
Too far? Yes.
American Pie is incredibly weak. Ultimate GDI movie.
You should’ve had a buddy proofread this before you submitted it. He would’ve told you it sounds like you’re taking lots of cum shots to the face.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. TSM.
Gotta clean the pipes, bro.
That’s good. Now just rub her back a little. Give her a little kiss. That’s nice. Yeah.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Gross.
Don’t lie. He pushed you because you wouldn’t leave.
Thank you Michigan. That’s touching.
We may have just arrived on campus, but thanks to me, everyone already knows we’re TFTC. TFM.
Ivy never felt so good
Nothing says Carolina Cup like a trip to the ER for dehydration after 8 hours of day drinking in the sun. TSM.
About to go to work. TFM.
This is awful: