FAIL FRIDAY: Backwards On The Toilet

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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Unzipping and telling the guy at the urinal next to you that the water is a little cool today. And being dead serious. TFM.
-New York

The implication here is that his penis is so long it actually reaches the urinal, which is for some reason filled with water.

Having to hide your boner when you unblindfold the pledges. TFM.
–Oklahoma

Public display of erection. TFM.

Gym mentality. No curls, go girls. No pects, no sex. TFTC.
-Texas

Throwing “TFTC” on the end of an incredibly douchey statement doesn’t make it okay.

Eenie meenie minie moe, I put it in her heiney hole. TFM.
-District of Columbia

That’s fucking interesting, man.

Sometimes my slam likes to throw in a fat dip before she blows me. Seconds later when I blow my load, she holds it in her mouth and gives me a sloppy, tobacco-infused kiss. That is what I like to call trickle down fratonomics. TFM.
–Minnesota

This is the TFM that made God decide to start the apocalypse.

Wetting the bed to let shackers know it’s time to leave. TFM.
–Florida

“You feel that? Yeah, that’s my piss. Get the fuck out.”

Being 21, but having a fake ID saying you’re 17 to get the underage green fees. TFM.
–Missouri

You must be the cheapest fucker on the planet.

A shot and a j on the way to your son’s basketball game. TFM.
-North Carolina

I think irresponsible parenting is frat as fuck, but I was raised by an illegal named Rosalinda.

Wearing 150 dollar pants to work as a line cook. TFTC.
–Michigan

You’re a line cook.

Riding out on the boat and bro said I wouldn’t jump out doing 40 mph. I said, “Crank it to 50, pussy.” He did it and I jumped out. Dislocated my shoulder when I hit, but I wasn’t going to let that stop me. I swam back to the boat and nailed some Filipino or Asian or Hawaiian chick later that night. TFM.
–Florida

Cool story. I’m gonna go stranglebate.


That’s a real low point.


Don’t pout buddy. You’ll get her next time.


His abs are shredded.


Panhel would be proud of this promising young sister.


Formal was a huge success!


I never understood why girls take pictures of each other on the toilet.


What’s the big deal? It’s just one guy hand-feeding another guy a slice of cake.


Maybe the greatest rush picture of all time.


Man down!


The double nip pinch takes skill.

The worst sexual assault awareness video ever:

Belly flop fail compilation:

As a chaser, the hottest track athlete ever:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE. Also be sure to check out TFM Sweetheart of the Week, Doriane Steele.

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    Fratman and Robin

    I was going to say some crude and, probably, uncalled for about the track girl but holy cow, she is smoking and she won that race without even breathing hard coming across the line.

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