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FAIL FRIDAY: Begging To Be Tased

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

“Hey officer, you have some mustard on your shirt” and then flicking the fuck out of his nose. TFM.

Oh you’re just begging to be tased.

Not being intimidated by the size of the statue of David’s frock. TFM.

David didn’t exactly have a porn penis.

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Butt pee.” TFM.

Real mature, pal.

Using your frock as a fracking device to do some deep drilling in dat ass. TFM.

I hope she’s a gusher.

Showing your penis to your aunt and saying, “TFTC.” TFM.

I don’t really see the connection between being too frat to care and flashing your aunt.

Using the word “frat” as a verb. ie: “Bro, will you frat me a beer.” TFM.

This is literally one of the worst things you could do as a human being.

I’m not gonna lie intern, I am confident enough in my bae’s wiping ability that I feel comfortable eating her butt. TFM.

Next person to say “bae” is getting slapped.

You know you’re from the south when you rehydrate after sex with sweet tea. TFM.

I would rather hang out with the decomposing corpse of a Canadian than you.

That awkward moment when your freat (frat meat) touches the water in the children’s urinal. TFM.

We’ve all been there, with our 30 inch dicks.

Trading in my paddle that hazes pledges for a club that hazes golf balls, and leaving a state school for a community college and country club membership. I still party, but I don’t get fucked up, and in two years I’ll have a business degree that I probably won’t even need because I’ll be PGA Tour bound. TFM.

GET OUT OF HERE YOU TOOL.

Build-a-Frear (Frat Bear).

Build-a-Frear (Frat Bear).

Thats not a good look.

That’s not a good look.

Beer. Sex. TEO.

Beer. Sex. TEO.

Because Manziel was a Kappa Sigma at Pitt, right?

Because Manziel was a Kappa Sigma at Pitt, right?

What in the hell are you wearing?

What in the hell are you wearing?

You're so fucking Texas, bro.

You’re so fucking Texas, bro.

Pathetic.

Pathetic.

It's a celebration, bitches.

It’s a celebration, bitches.

Gaggle of Goobers.

Gaggle of Goobers.

Challenging gender roles. RFM.

Challenging gender roles. RFM.

They got you good, pledge bitch.

They got you good, pledge bitch.

Its not a White Trash Bash until someone pees in the corner.

It’s not a White Trash Bash until someone pees in the corner.

Kodak moment.

Kodak moment.

If you're going to draw on someone, at least draw something meaningful.

If you’re going to draw on someone, at least draw something meaningful.

Come on, man. You can't actually call it the "frastle."

Come on, man. You can’t actually call it the “frastle.”

Always supporting your friends. TFM.

Always supporting your friends. TFM.

Releasing a turd and immediately passing out. TFM.

Releasing a turd and immediately passing out. TFM.

Wut?

Wut?

You got a little something on your shirt there, chief.

You got a little something on your shirt there, chief.

You're doing it wrong.

You’re doing it wrong.

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