FAIL FRIDAY: Bitches Be Trippin’

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

When a girl at a party is all like, “I don’t feel very good I think I’m about to shit myself” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Don’t let a little IBS keep you from getting it in, player.

When a thing at a party is all like “I wasn’t born this way, I was in a chemical accident” as you nod your head and hand it a drink as you lead it back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Taking a thing home and putting your thing in it. TFM.

When a girl at a party is all like “我会切断你的阴茎” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

As long as she speaks the language of love, it’s all good baby.

When a girl at a party is all like “I’m a post-op” as you nod your head and notice her Adams’s apple as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

A hole is a hole.

When a girl at a party is all like “Where am I? This isn’t the retirement home. Are you my grandson?” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Age is just a number.

When a girl at a party is all like “I don’t believe in imposed gender standards so I don’t shave” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM
-Pennsylvania

A big ’80s bush never hurt anyone.

When a girl is all like “My boyfriend was just killed in a car accident” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

When a girl at a party is all like “I wasn’t in an accident I was born without limbs” as you nod your head and try to hand her a drink as you carry her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

The fewer limbs, the less they struggle.

When a girl at a party is all like “Have you heard the dubstep remix of the Star Spangled Banner it’s even better than the original” as you nod your head and slap her in the mouth as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

A little slap ‘n tickle gets the ladies going.

Snapfratting your dick next to a slider and telling your slam it’s a full-sized burger. TFM.
-Virginia

Using optical illusions in your favor. TFM.

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Getting a handjob from your sleeping bro. TFM.

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“I love toilet.”

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Bearded Katie Perry.

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Man down.

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Goober central over here.

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Party with white trash.

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Fuck you, Tom.

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You gotta nap when it’s nap time, no matter where you are.

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It fits!

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Passing out with your middle finger up. TSM.

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