FAIL FRIDAY: Blessed

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Whenever I see my slam, my frock (frat cock) gets so hard it tears through my frubbies (frat Chubbies). TFM.
-Anonymous

It’s good that you’re sexually attracted to your slam.

Whenever I see a girl drop her books on campus I always help her pick them up. Not to be a gentleman, but for the gains. All about the gains bro. TFM.
-Anonymous

Spring break is coming. Gotta stay toned.

Bitches be like, “I just want a stable relationship.” Girl y u out every weekend at the club and shit? TFuckYouLisaM.
-Anonymous

Ohhh snap! Lisa got called out!

Jerking off and finishing in your brother’s fish tank. TFM.
-Anonymous

Dude why are you punishing those fish? They didn’t do anything to deserve that.

I’m not in the 1%, have no scholarships, and drive a 15-year-old Lexus sedan. Despite this, I am a scratch golfer and I have sex with some pretty attractive females. TFM.
-Anonymous

Go play in traffic, guy.

Set Reagan as my phone background. Stare at him during downtime at the gym to get pumped for the next set. TFM.
-Anonymous

“Nah son, I don’t take pre-workout. I just stare at this photo of the 40th President of the United States. Reagan gets me fired up.”

“Dude do you have a chode?” “Nah bro just copping dome.” “Why is her head literally in your pants?” “Cause I’m in a fucking frat, that’s why.” TFM.
-Anonymous

I don’t know what’s going on here.

Slipping her some laxative on your first date to see how she handles diversity. TFM.
-Anonymous

I agree that finding out how a potential mate would react in an instant diarrhea situation is important.

When a girl at a party is all like “Where am I? This isn’t the retirement home. Are you my grandson?” as you nod your head and notice her Adams’s apple as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
-Anonymous

Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.

Having Chloroform, but not needing to use it. TFM.
-Anonymous

You don’t even need those knockout drugs to get laid? Check out Casanova over here.

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Oh look! A deli meat!

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You bleeding? Yeah, you’re bleeding.

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Guy on the right is like “Woah! This is crazy! I don’t even know!”

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Somebody peed on his butt.

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I too make that face when I poo.

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Check out the jacket on this guy. He’s just too cool.

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Things only get worse when he realizes there’s no toilet paper.

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Pretty casual wedding, huh?

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Man down.

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Cat Daddy when I strip.

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