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FAIL FRIDAY: Blocking The Cock

Ten real submissions, 23 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Lord, if I’m ever ungrateful, just remind me that there are GDIs who don’t own any Brooks Brothers chinos. TFM.

I hope God strikes you with lightning.

“Accidentally” copping a feel off your female cousin in the family touch football game. TFM.

The holidays are the best time for incest.

I have to bring extra underwear wherever I go because I sporadically jizz my pants for no apparent reason.

Pretty sure you have the wrong website.

Looking up pics of Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights and wishing I could be like that. TFM.

You’re a sad and strange little man.

Exclusively eating dog food to save money for booze and blow hahahahahahelpmehahaha. TFM.

Might be time to head to rehab, friend.

Being known for pulling out your cock at philanthropy events. TFM.

That’s a totally normal reputation.

Most girls wanna do the sex stuff with me but I’m really just focusing on my school work and frat. TFM.

The sex stuff. They wanna do it with him.

Told her it must be her lucky day, cuz big ass dicks run in my family and I wasn’t adopted. TFM.

Ohhhhhhh snap.

It’s all fun and games til that butthole is right in your face and you told her that you’d tongue punch it like Holyfield. TFM.

He’s right — it is all fun and games until then.

Making your slams a ring out of your pubes and forcing them to wear it everywhere they goes. TFM.

You give a ring made of your pubic hair to women after sexual intercourse.

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Straw from a Solo cup? Come on, son. Dude in the background is disgusted.

Straw from a Solo cup? Dude in the background is disgusted.

Is that...mustard?

Is that…mustard?

RIP to DRHII.

RIP to DRHII.

Man down.

Man down.

Cute AF.

Cute AF.

#TKESWAG #YANKEECANDLE

#TKESWAG #YANKEECANDLE

POOP! There it is.

POOP! There it is.

Happy holidays fam, and Christmas bull.

Happy holidays fam…and Christmas bull.

Son has a leash on.

Son has a leash on.

Straight fire recruiting tool.

Straight fire recruiting tool.

Let me grab a frater (frat tater) frot (frat tot).

Let me grab a frater (frat tater) frot (frat tot).

Awkward Christmas card accomplished.

Awkward Christmas card accomplished.

He could not be enjoying himself less.

He could not be enjoying himself less.

I love to be the one to tell you this, but your dad was a mustachioed goober.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your dad was a mustachioed goober.

We get it, your family line is hard.

We get it, your family line is hard.

Bet you they can though.

Bet you they can though.

"Aight now everyone look hard AF." *one goober smiles*

“Aight now everyone look hard AF.” *one goober smiles*

Kittys got claws.

Kitty’s got claws.

Thats called brand loyalty.

That’s called brand loyalty.

Did you pee yourself or get shot with a Super Soaker?

Did you pee yourself or get shot with a Super Soaker?

Miles Davis is down and out.

Miles Davis is down and out.

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.

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