FAIL FRIDAY: Booty Had Me Like

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Realizing the aspects of your life that are “not frat” and then fixing them. TFM.

You are one pathetic loser.

How many fratstars does it take to change a light bulb? None. We prefer Natural Light. TFM.

See what he did there?

Stick my frock in a froyo, call that Greek yogurt. TWeezyM.

Wut?

Only charging your phone to 69 percent. TFM.

Just doesn’t seem very smart.

Insisting your friends smell your fingers after you tell them a crazy masturbation story. TFM.

Are you a chick? Or just a dude that masturbates in a prostate-focused fashion?

I just wore a suit to a phone interview. TFM.

Cool story, Hansel!

Taking such long shits that you have to get up mid-shit and walk around the bathroom just to maintain circulation in your legs. TFM.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Going shirtless to the post office so you can put on your new letters right out of the box. TFM.

I mean you could’ve worn a shirt and just changed immediately.

Getting kicked out of the library for putting all the women’s rights books in the fiction section. TFM.

Seems unnecessary.

Whilst thrusting my slam and wearing my Sperrys and about to frock vomit on her fritties (titties with a triple fratty twist) I yelled out, “FRAAAAT.” It’s a TFM.

What is wrong with you?

Awkward mom frat.

Awkward mom frat.

Admit it, he looks pretty good.

Admit it, he looks pretty good.

Frat Zelda slays bitches.

Frat Zelda slays bitches.

Hes gonna feel that one in the morning.

He’s gonna feel that one in the morning.

Just a little cuddly wuddly.

Just a little cuddly wuddly.

Turtle boy sleeps in his turtle shell.

Turtle boy sleeps in his turtle shell.

Naughty boys.

Naughty boys.

Doing her hair. TFM.

Doing her hair. TFM.

"Come play with us, rushee. Forever and ever and ever."

“Come play with us, rushee. Forever and ever and ever.”

Buckle up, slopster.

Buckle up, slopster.

Booty had me like.

Booty had me like.

Yeah, rub your nose on that toilet seat. Just like that.

Yeah, rub your nose on that toilet seat. Just like that.

What a dickhead.

What a dickhead.

GO ANAL!

GO ANAL!

Ambulance selfie game strong.

Ambulance selfie game strong.

Real mature, buddy. Real mature.

Real mature, buddy. Real mature.

Stuntin' on the scooter.

Stuntin’ on the scooter.

Being your own #MCM. TFM.

Being your own #MCM. TFM.

Let it all out.

Let it all out.

Way to support your team.

Way to support your team.

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