Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
When a girl at a party is all like, “I bet my frock is bigger than yours” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead her back to your house to bang. TFM.
Was it? Was it bigger than yours? At least tell us.
Mom agreeing to let you put your letters on the house over break. TFM.
I hope someone burns your try-hard house down.
Drunkenly sending strippers away because they weren’t hot enough. Gotta love formal. Gotta love formal. TFM.
What’re you, Jimmy Two Times?
Not even bothering to suppress the feelings of sexual attraction to your cousin anymore. TFM.
Keeping it in the family is frat as fuck.
Telling girls you’re 73 inches tall instead of 6’1″ when they ask how tall you are just to shake things up a bit. TFM.
Taking her to a buffet and then saying, “Now let me eat that butt.” TFM.
Eating butt is so in right now.
Telling her you’re pre-med when you’re really a butt pee major. TFM.
Only super progressive universities offer butt pee as a major.
12 kisses, 4 handies, 2 blowjobs, 2 almost bangs, 1 year of college. Call me a “man whore” but by golly that’s a #TFM.
Dude counts kisses.
Forcing down a protein shake in front potential slams even though you haven’t been to the gym since freshman year. TFM.
Man I bet they’re so impressed. Probably begging for your frock.
I make move of frat on you. Real sex times. You like. TFM.
Guessing English isn’t your first language, chief.