FAIL FRIDAY: Censorship Is Necessary
Ten real submissions, ten photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Beating your grandpa at a ball-sagging measuring contest. TFM.
My family has our annual ball-sagging competition every Thanksgiving.
Getting laid and still jacking off. TFM.
Double the pleasure, double the fun.
A football player bumped into me walking down the hallway and said, “Excuse me…bro.” I stopped him, looked him in the eyes, paused for a moment then finally said, “You’re excused,” and walked past him. TFM.
You should’ve challenged him to a walk off.
My girlfriend just blew me on my jet. When it was all said and done, I had a soargasm. TFM.
I remember my first frat move.
Motion for a 50 foot YOLO sign for the front of the frat castle. TFM.
I second that motion.
Pussy, pimps, penis pumps, pill poppin’. TFM.
…pelvis pushing, private punishing, prostate pounding, platinum porcelain purchasing.
My slampiece said she didn’t want to do anal, so I grabbed the frat iguana and shoved it up her butt. Fuck you PETA! TFM.
That’s a totally reasonable response to anal rejection.
Dick slapping the poor people wearing FUBU at the golf club. TFM.
Give me the name of your club. I’ll show up decked out in FUBU and if you whip out that little pecker I’ll knock it off with my fucking 9 iron.
Diggin’ on Lil B’s new mixtape: Water Is D.M.G. TFM.
This is spiraling out of control.
12 years old and on a first name basis with the employees at my father’s company. TFM.
12 years old?! Shut it down.
Hahahahaha. Wait…this is fake, right?
Next time invite one girl. Just one. If she even considers playing, she’s down for a five-way.
Look who’s got next.
Most pictures like this are obviously a joke. This one…I’m not sure about.
Stone cold pimps only drink Tanqueray.
Drunk eating in the nude. TFM.
This is what Zuckerberg had in mind when he invented Facebook. Also, check out the tabs the submitter has open on his computer.
We only make the sailboats as big as they need to be.
The most horrendous “Call Me Maybe” video yet, by far:
What in the name of God was TCU thinking? I would’ve withdrawn from the university immediately. Check the crowd’s reaction. How to Spot a Bro:
VIDEO Here’s a good chaser to wash it all down…
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