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FAIL FRIDAY: Cultural Appropriation

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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On Friday nights I play a little game called “how many fingers fit.” I play alone. TFM.

Sounds like a fun little Friday you’ve got planned.

Doing philanthropy at the nursing home and running it like Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore. TFM.

Well now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty.

I don’t even like tan white people. TFM.

We get it, man — you’re the most racist. Congratulations.

Covering your hand in stickum before church so you score big time when the plate is passed. TFM.

Join up with Harry and Marv. #StickyBandits

I’ll share one fraternity secret and one fraternity secret with you only: we all have monster cocks. TFM.

That’s no secret, brother. Haha!

Uhhhh if my solitary pierced ear is so lame explain Michael Jordan and literally every pirate ever. TFM.

Become a pirate and I’ll support you and your solo pierced ear.

“You ever been to the North Pole, babe? How about the south pole?” *takes out penis*. TFM.

It’s called the art of the pickup. Take notes from this dick magician.

Pretty girls like men with manners. Respect your lady and always hold your head high. TFM.

Go fuck yourself you silly idiot.

When the titties so big they knock you unconscious during coitous. TFM.

That sounds dangerous, yet arousing.

They call me stroker. You know why. (I stroke constantly.) They also call me brown mouth. You know why. (I eat ass constantly.) TFM.

You are a truly disgusting human being.

Harder than a roll of quarters.

Harder than a roll of quarters.

What a couple of goofs!

What a couple of goofs!

Look how disappointed dude in the back is.

Dude in the back is devious.

These three clearly party.

These three clearly party.

Softer than a cloud in the sky.

Softer than a cloud in the sky.

That is just physically impossible.

That is just physically impossible.

All aboard the goober express.

All aboard the goober express.

Do a little more for us why dont you.

Do a little more for us why don’t you.

Take all of the Ls.

Take all of the L’s.

Hey man it's 2017.

Hey man it’s 2017.

Bunch of eunuchs singing soprano.

Bunch of eunuchs singing soprano.

You bring great shame to your house.

You bring great shame to your house.

This is cultural appropriation. NF.

This is cultural appropriation. NF.

Holy shit the top right looks so miserable.

Holy shit the top right looks so miserable.

I highly endorse the use of "How you love that?"

I highly endorse the use of “How you love that?”

He let the devil out all over the floor.

He let the devil out all over the floor.

Warms my heart when people drop that comment.

Warms my heart when people drop that comment.

Haha! #getrowdy

Haha! #getrowdy

Kick your own ass or I'll do it for you.

Kick your own ass or I’ll do it for you.

5 generations of goobers.

5 generations of goobers.

Strongly disagree with that sentiment.

Strongly disagree with that sentiment.

Hurry the fuck up, Dan (@bradyreid93)

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Hey this guy's pretty good

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Soooo dead?

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Talking to the cops like a pro

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Coming in hot

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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