Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
On Friday nights I play a little game called “how many fingers fit.” I play alone. TFM.
Sounds like a fun little Friday you’ve got planned.
Doing philanthropy at the nursing home and running it like Ben Stiller in Happy Gilmore. TFM.
Well now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty.
I don’t even like tan white people. TFM.
We get it, man — you’re the most racist. Congratulations.
Covering your hand in stickum before church so you score big time when the plate is passed. TFM.
Join up with Harry and Marv. #StickyBandits
I’ll share one fraternity secret and one fraternity secret with you only: we all have monster cocks. TFM.
That’s no secret, brother. Haha!
Uhhhh if my solitary pierced ear is so lame explain Michael Jordan and literally every pirate ever. TFM.
Become a pirate and I’ll support you and your solo pierced ear.
“You ever been to the North Pole, babe? How about the south pole?” *takes out penis*. TFM.
It’s called the art of the pickup. Take notes from this dick magician.
Pretty girls like men with manners. Respect your lady and always hold your head high. TFM.
Go fuck yourself you silly idiot.
When the titties so big they knock you unconscious during coitous. TFM.
That sounds dangerous, yet arousing.
They call me stroker. You know why. (I stroke constantly.) They also call me brown mouth. You know why. (I eat ass constantly.) TFM.
You are a truly disgusting human being.