Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.
I make every pledge show me his butthole. It’s a tradition! TFM.
A storied tradition of butthole viewing.
Things really escalating when you smoke methamphetamine with a Mexican stripper. TFM.
That does tend to escalate things, I assume.
Playing “Despacito” full-blast while you jackhammer a freshman Kappa like there’s no tomorrow. TFM.
I’m sure she really appreciates that.
Really regretting the decision to get “FRAT” tatted on one ass cheek and “GOD” on the other. TFM.
As you should.
Never be afraid to dance! TFM.
I have diabetes. TFM.
That’s cool, man. Just make sure you go to a doctor and treat that shit properly.
“Nice tits, babe” being your go-to intro to every chick you meet. Works like a charm. TFM.
No, it absolutely fucking does not.
Going to Hooters and hanging out for 6 hours without ordering anything or taking off your sunglasses. TFM.
Creep mode on one-hundred thousand trillion.
Spanking all your bros on the butt and saying, “Good game!” after some shirtless sand volleyball but it’s really just so you can feel their firm glutes. TFM.
Listen man do whatever you gotta do just don’t share it with me.
Masturbating with apple sauce as lubricant because you were out of the KY. TFM.
That is truly innovative.