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FAIL FRIDAY: Die Despacito

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Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Challenging your pledge brother to a push-up challenge to determine who gets to munch her ass. TFM.

That’s the only fair way to determine who munches.

Only pussies do Adderall during finals. Real men do meth. TFM.

I prefer freebasing crack cocaine before I study.

Having terrible whiskey dick and trying to pass off a banana as your human penis during a hookup to avoid shame. TFM.

“This isn’t a human penis! This is a banana!”

Dancing naked in the shower to “Despacito” every morning to start your day. TFM.

Song goes hard, man. I don’t care what anyone says.

If your go-to move in a fight is to take your frock out and swing it at your attacker. TFM.

No sensible person will fight a dude who has his dick out.

Just got our charter revoked. Time to burn down the house and start the revolution. TFM.

Not so sure that’s your best course of action.

Some people call it “little man syndrome” or a “Napoleon complex” but in Alabama we just call that swagger. TFM.

And everywhere in the world we call you stupid.

I’ve spilt more cocaine in bathrooms from one side of the world to the other than you’ve even snorted bitch boy. TFM.

Don’t call me bitch boy it hurts my feelers.

RIP to my boy Big Tim. Pour one out for him this weekend. He got hit by a jet ski. TFM.

Big Tim went out in the best possible way. #RIPBigTim

Got the dance floor in the frat castle flush with honeys so now is the perfect time to shit my pants and ruin this party. TFM.

You truly are the life of the party, good sir.

This is emasculating behavior, son.

This is emasculating behavior, son.

Fuck you, Bob.

Fuck you, Bob.

There has to be a better way to pose.

There has to be a better way to pose.

How dare you disgrace the sacred place of Disney World with your presence.

How dare you disgrace the sacred place of Disney World with your presence.

You sons of bitches.

You sons of bitches.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Average annual postgrad income will be minimum wage for this squad.

Average annual postgrad income of this squad will be minimum wage.

Throw it up, grandpa!

Throw it up, grandpa!

In the kitchen where they belong.

In the kitchen where they belong.

Damn that night does look like it was crazy as hell.

Damn that night does look like it was crazy as hell.

Nothing like a good old fashioned bro date.

Nothing like a good old fashioned bro date.

I can't take it anymore.

I can’t take it anymore.

He made a pun. But seriously you probably did make the wrong decision.

He made a pun. But seriously you probably did make the wrong decision.

Stop. Posting. About. Your. Littles. You. Are. Not. Sorority. Girls.

Stop. Posting. About. Your. Littles. You. Are. Not. Sorority. Girls.

Have to agree with the commenter.

Have to agree with the commenter.

It's so fratty that you all wore Speedos.

It’s so fratty that you all wore Speedos.

It takes balls to throw up the hashtag with this pic.

It takes balls to throw up the hashtag with this pic.

Shit is from Christmas but it's so bad that I couldn't let it slide.

Shit is from Christmas but it’s so bad that I couldn’t let it slide.

I call you goobers cuz be goobers.

I call you goobers cuz you be goobers.

COMMIT

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I don't think he found the fairway

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HOLY SHIT

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I don't know what's going on here but I think this is my new favorite video?

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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