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FAIL FRIDAY: Donkey Dick

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Always skipping leg day, but never ass day. TFM.

Pretty sure they’re the same day.

Yelling, “I always know how to get past third base!” when your little brother’s tee-ball coach asks for a parent to coach third base. TFM.

Good one.

Dad getting sporadically pissed off at you for loosening moms snatch. TFM.

Sounds like your dad is a serious psycho.

Getting your ass eaten out at Bennigan’s. TFM.

God damn it what the hell does this have to do with anything?

Hanging your first pair of Sperry laces in remembrance of when your frat life started. TFM.

Do way less.

When you wake up in the morning to do your morning sit ups and your frock (frat cock) pokes you in the eye. TFM.

Sounds like a personal problem.

Looking at your mom’s high school yearbook and getting arowzed at a hot girl so you take care of yourself until you realize that the pic you just choked off to was your ma and you didn’t realize it cause you didn’t know her maiden name, cause she wasn’t her current name till she met Big Tex (aka dad). Oh well, honest mistake. TFM.

You’re pretty sick, Chubs.

Immediately regretting whacking off to weird shit, but repeatedly doing it. TFM.

How weird we talking? Amputee weird? DPDA weird?

Dad telling you that your mother may not be your real mother and you not caring one bit because she is the attractive one of her sisters. TFM.

Some of you guys have really messed up families.

The sigh of relief when that bro with a big dick gets a steady girlfriend so you don’t have to worry about him plowing your slam with that donkey dick. TFM.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Everyone go home. #donkeydick

You want his bod. Don't deny it.

You want his bod. Don’t deny it.

A demon in seersucker.

A demon in seersucker.

Reagan with goobers.

Reagan with goobers.

Dude took down a Chick-fil-A cow.

Dude took down a Chick-fil-A cow.

Questionable seating arrangements.

Questionable seating arrangements.

You're better than that. Or maybe you're not.

You’re better than that. Or maybe you’re not.

He couldnt hold it together for the photo.

He couldn’t hold it together for the photo.

Still smokin like a boss doe.

Still smokin’ like a boss doe.

You alright there, champ? Champ?

You alright there, champ? Champ?

Pitifully proud.

Pitifully proud.

Men down.

Men down.

That beard demands respect.

That beard demands respect.

Terrifying frelfie frat selfie).

Terrifying frelfie (frat selfie).

"Bright And Tight" is a terrible, terrible party theme if dudes are adhering to dress code.

“Bright and Tight” is a terrible, terrible party theme if dudes are adhering to dress code.

Cool guns, fellas. Real cool.

Cool guns, fellas. Real cool.

The fuck was the theme here?

The fuck was the theme here?

Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary!

As good a place to sleep as any, I suppose.

As good a place to sleep as any, I suppose.

He got got.

He got got.

Yaaaaaaarf.

Yaaaaaaarf.

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