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FAIL FRIDAY: Don’t Do That

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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Tagging yourself on the crotches of your slams in their Facebook photos. TFM.

That’s a bold strategy, and one I’m sure they all appreciate.

Did 3 pots and an alcohol at a Zeppelin concert last night. Like father, like son. TFM.

Do us all a favor and drink three bleaches.

Was hooking up with a sorostitute when I heard Wagon Wheel start playing. Put on my pants, grabbed my beer and went down to sing along. Came back and she was still in bed, totally understanding of what had just happened. TFM.

She sounds like a keeper, and you sound like king of the try-hards.

Your GPA and your BAC both being .11. TFM.

Probably not something to brag about, chief.

Screaming “GDI MOVE!” every time your opponet misses a shot in beer pong. TFM.

I’m sure everyone enjoys playing with your dumb ass.

I have a good Tinder pickup line: On a scale between one and Obama leaving office, how excited are you for this weekend? Follow me on Twitter so i can send the screenshot

You serious, Clark? Come on.

Not having to aim your frick (fratty dick) while you’re pooping because it’s natural girth aims it down for you, leaving you two hands to order more Jimmy John’s. TFM.

You disgusting son of a bitch.

“You pay for you friends,” says geed. To which I respond, “Go pay to live in the dorms like a geed you geed.” TFM.

Sick burn.

Was outside with my frat (frat cat) and this sloot walked by and was diggin’ my frat (frat hat) so we started to frat (frat chat) and eventually took her inside to pound, but she said I was too frat (frat fat) so she just frat (frat sat) on my face. TFM.

For the love of God, man. Stop.

I’m an alcoholic, rely solely on Adderall, and dabble in cocaine. I still manage to be in the top 10% of my Economics and Accounting courses. TFM.

That’s great. Good for you. Go to rehab.

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That's cute.

That’s cute.

The opposite of squad goals.

The opposite of squad goals.

Look at this dickhead.

Look at this dickhead.

That doesnt look comfy, babe.

That doesn’t look comfy, babe.

Part of me wants to hit the bars like this.

Part of me wants to hit the bars like this.

On his way to steal your girl.

On his way to steal your girl.

Gotta tell you man, that is not a good look.

Gotta tell you man…that is not a good look.

Repping their house so hard.

Reppin’ their house so hard.

Not yet. Keep doing stuff though.

Not yet. Keep doing stuff though.

Good thing hes rockin those sunglass straps.

Good thing he’s rockin’ those sunglass straps.

Someone please explain this t-shirt for your boy.

Someone please explain this t-shirt for your boy.

Dont do that, dudes.

Don’t do that, dudes.

Looks like game day was a blast.

Looks like game day was a blast.

Always smooth.

Always smooth.

"Havent posted in a while." Shouldve stayed gone, bruh.

Should’ve stayed gone, bruh.

He had all of the accidents.

He had all of the accidents.

Man down.

Man down.

Whats that youre drinking?

What’s that you’re drinking, friend?

Let it all out, champ.

Let it all out, champ.

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