FAIL FRIDAY: Down And Out

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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

“I don’t use cologne. If a slam wants me smelling good while I’m with her we can hook up in my shower.” –Dad. TFM.
-Florida

If my dad used the word “slam” I’d punch myself in the throat.

The pre-brunch line of coke with your parents. TFM.
-Florida

Really hoping this is the same family in Florida.

My pinky is permanently stained darker then the rest of my fingers. TFM.
-Tennessee

It’s because he has stuck it up so many butts.

Rocking a power boner as I haze the pledges. TFM.
–New Jersey

They do things differently in Jersey.

Realizing the two strip club stamps from the weekend still on your hand, whilst getting swole on a chest day. TFM.
-Arizona

This guy throws a “whilst” into a TFM about strip clubs and chest day?

Pissing under the wall of a bathroom stall into the pockets of a GDI’s cargo shorts while he’s taking a shit. TFM.
-Missouri

That’s just not necessary.

A pledge bro & I being more frat than our entire frat combined. TFM.
–California

It’s pretty likely that this is the least cool person on the planet.

I love the brothers, I love my the pledge brothers, and I love to the slamming sluts. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

Pretty sure this was typed into a “Chinese to English” online translator.

Some douche from another frat did donuts in our yard. I did donuts in his girlfriends butthole. TFM.
-Georgia

Safe to say that you won the battle.

Drinking out of a measuring cup to accurately represent your claims of how much you’re fucking drinking. TFM.
-Wisconsin

You’ve got a reputation to uphold and defend? Bust out the measuring cup.

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Epic frat tat selfie, brah.

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Somebody call this kid a taxi, or ambulance.

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Photo 1: He’s down.

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Photo 2: He’s out.

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Looking excited is NF.

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I’m not allowed within 100 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese’s.

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He’s doing the wobble so hard.

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Renaissance frat.

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Do the crab walk while making that face and she’s as good as yours.

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It’s all in the hips.

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All because he wore that douchey watch.

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“Who wants PANCAKES?!” -These Guys

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Puke party, anyone?

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Assume the position.

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Kappa Sig on “Let’s Make A Deal.” The price is wrong, bitch.

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Now THAT’S a frat hound.

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Kissy face. TFM.

Pledge Having The Worst Day Ever:

The British Are Coming:


I think my eyes, ears, and brain are bleeding.

Hilarious Wakeup Pranks Compilation:

Chaser To Wash Down The Failure:

Read a sample chapter from the Total Frat Move book HERE.

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