FAIL FRIDAY: Down In The Dumps

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 4 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Wish I could fucking time travel so I could go back in fucking time so I could beat the shit out of Tim Riggins’s dad for not being there for him more as a kid! TFM.

It’s just a TV show, man. Tim isn’t real.

Was banging my sister when she said, “You fuck just like dad.” I said, “Huh, mom said the same thing.” TFM.

Keeping it in the family. TFM.

Practicing shotgunning beers alone to impress your degenerate brothers. TFM.

Practice makes perfect.

Getting a DUI while you valet cars at a restaurant. TFM.

Not sure, but you may have a drinking problem.

Skipping Spring Break with the bros to stay home and draw action photos of #33 for the Dillon Panthers. TFM.

This Tim Riggins superfan is starting to bug me.

Dear intern, my girlfriend just dumped me. We were dating for a year and some change and I loved that bitch. Today, she dumped me. I fucking blame you and everything you stand for you spineless fuck you fucking did this to me. TFM.

Nah player you did that shit to yourself.

Knowing that Tim Riggins will be in Chicago this weekend haha. TFM.

God damn it dude go to a Friday Night Lights fan site or something.

When your you stood by your ex’s fraternity all through their probation period and then he dumps you. I feel like listening to Drake and shit because I just got fucked over so hard. I missed parties for nothing. TFM.

Having feelings is for geeds.

Collecting samples of the pledges’ baby gravy to make sure they all have a healthy sperm count. TFM.

It’s important to know that your pledges can keep breed.

Dad told me there’s one man in everyone’s life that changes everything for him. Will Smith was the guy for my dad, and I was fully confident when I looked him in the eye and told him that Tim Riggins was the one for me. TFM.

Son of a bitch.

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Geeeeeeeed.

Geeeeeeeed.

Do you have no manly pride?

Do you have no manly pride?

Sweet dreams, boysss.

Sweet dreams, boysss.

Wut are you doing, son?

Wut are you doing, son?

Maybe size up next time, player.

Maybe size up next time, player.

When you fucking LOVE cocaine.

When you fucking LOVE cocaine.

Oh come on...

Oh come on…

Staaaaacked.

Staaaaacked.

Free that feline, you monster.

Free that feline, you monster.

Brooo tight.

Brooo tight.

You better take them seriously.

You better take them seriously.

Going to be a rude awakening.

Going to be a rude awakening.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Didn't quite close the deal.

Didn’t quite close the deal.

Stacked like a motherfucker.

Stacked like a motherfucker.

Mmmm stretch marks on that MILF.

Mmmm stretch marks on that MILF.

You poor son of a bitch.

You poor son of a bitch.

I, too, enjoy petting pussies.

I, too, enjoy petting pussies.

Three dudes stroking it.

Three dudes stroking it.

Goobers goobing out.

Goobers goobing out.

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