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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Showing the ladies your good manners, but savagely eating the booty in bed like an animal. TFM.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Becoming “domestic partners” with your bros to get a tax break but actually ending up being gay. TFM.

Really common occurrence. We’ve all been there.

When you Eiffel Tower your best friend’s sister with your best friend. TFM.

Hey, Jaime Lannister bones his sister and he’s frat as fuck.

Keeping Magnums by the bed for show, the slipping the Trojan’s Ultra Thin on when the lights go out. TFM.

Pretty sure your tiny pecker will ruin the slyness of this move.

The frat cat sat on the frat mat. TFM.

This isn’t a goddamn poetry slam.

Remixing Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” to say, “Near, frat, where EVER you at, and I know that my heart will, go oooon.” TFM.

You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

Avenging the football team’s road loss by giving the sluttiest girl on that campus your STDs. TFM.

Man you really showed her.

Keeping your pipes clogged for a week before slamming your slam so you don’t last more than 5 seconds. TFM.

So you’re utilizing the opposite of the “Something About Mary” strategy? Bold strategy.

Go to the hospitals and the nurse tells you to undress and put on a gown, but when she comes back in you’re but-assed with just a Polo on. TFM

I bet she was just begging for it after that pro move.

Cranking down in the back row of your summer class lecture because touching it in public really revs your engines. TFM.

Enjoy prison, freak.

Perfect form there, fella.

Perfect form there, fella.

How romantic.

How romantic.

Repping your letters all the time. TFM.

Repping your letters all the time. TFM.

Hey dude your ass frat tat is showing.

Hey dude your ass frat tat is showing.

Chicks dig his frird frat bird).

Chicks dig his frird (frat bird).

Dude in the middle is terrified of cameras.

Dude in the middle is terrified of cameras.

Swaaaaaag.

Swaaaaaag.

Kermit pulls.

Kermit pulls.

The lights are on but no one's home.

The lights are on but no one’s home.

Someone hit him with that hammer?

Someone hit him with that hammer?

Pooh frats hard, chugs honey.

Pooh frats hard, chugs honey.

#buttstuff2015

#buttstuff2015

Dear God that is terrifying.

Dear God that is terrifying.

A lot of dudes watching one naked dude jump into a pool. Cool.

A lot of dudes watching one naked dude jump into a pool. Cool.

Come on now.

Come on now.

#FratGuy

#FratGuy

Man down and out.

Man down and out.

Honesty is the best policy.

Honesty is the best policy.

Scute.

S’cute.

TFM Pro Tour huh? Riiiight.

TFM Pro Tour huh? Riiiight.

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