FAIL FRIDAY: Drunk In Love

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Wearing a letterman jacket because you think your school should have a drinking team, and you should be the captain. TFM.
-Anonymous

You need to take a good, hard look at your life.

Going potty in water bottles because you’re too hungover and too frat to care what your slam thinks about it. TFM.
-Anonymous

Grow up, Peter Pan.

Training your non-dominant hand in Flappy Bird so you can masturbate while playing. TFM.
-Anonymous

That’s multitasking at its finest.

Croakies on my Google Glass. TFM.
-Anonymous

FRAT NERRRRRRRRRRRD.

They always say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating a fucking legend. TFM.
-Anonymous

God damn it.

Masturbating while staring into his eyes. TFM.
-Anonymous

Well you don’t want to be impolite.

Having to explain to your attorney where you jizzed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Ummm what?

yo can you delete my profile. I need to stop wasting time here…
-Anonymous

Hahaha delete it yourself you fucking addict.

Dropping a class after the first day because the professor is GDI. TFM.
-Anonymous

Something tells me you’re never going to graduate.

So I had my first tax client today. The chick whopped her tit out and started breast feeding right in front of us. We all stopped and looked and the husband was like what were we talking about again. TFTC.
-Anonymous

Ohhhhh snap!

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Hey guy your shit is crooked.

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Yeah I’m not going over there.

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Their cocks are huge.

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They couldn’t get a real girl.

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Get in there nice and deep like.

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Man down.

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Come on, man.

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You alright, buddy? No. You’re not.

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Who wants a mustache ride?

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The frock comes out on composite photo day.

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