Ten real submissions, ten photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Oh your Mustang has 550 horsepower? That’s nice. I’m currently pushing 600 horsepower with all the Polo I have on. TFM.
This is the first post I read this morning, and I’ve been in a bad mood since.
When your koozie collection is your most satisfying achievement in life so far. TFM.
Interview question: What are you most proud of? Answer: My koozie collection. Result: Unemployment.
Getting the convertible out of the shop. Bitches beware. TFM.
Yeah, I’ll be sure to warn all the bitches.
Polo down, Ray-Bans on, Beemer cruising. Summer. TFM.
And now summer has been ruined with this pathetic attempt.
Never letting a game of “don’t fuck your bro” get more than halfway. TFM.
Never heard of the game “don’t fuck your bro,” but it sounds like it’s packed with sexual frustration.
Purposely sitting with your left leg crossed over because it’s your better calf. TFM.
Gotta show off those stems.
Hazing all the high school kids that work at your theater because you just got promoted to assistant manager. TFM.
Looks like you’re moving up in the world.
That awkward moment when you can’t leave the frat castle because there’s a corpse on your front door step. TFM.
LOL we all know THAT awkward moment.
puking After taking a shot of cheep vodka (I drink nice stuff)-TFM.
This guy has every known learning disability.
Ryan Seacrest. TFM.
We call this “the brown noser.”
Doing the no pants dance. TFM.
Nice fucking sweaters.
How is this even possible? Why does he have his eyes closed?
Come on! The guy on the left isn’t even aiming into the urinal!
Long blonde hair behind the whale has me rolling.
Instagram gun safety.
Woah! Woah! Woah! One set of finger pistols per group!
Yes, it’s funny because he’s a ginger. Sue me.
Always take a picture before checking to see if he’s okay.
Extreme Couponing: Toga Party
“Now extreme couponing is just another thing for us, besides school and…work.”
And now the chasers…Miss USA Contestants:
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders:
Love hot bitches but hate the song? Just mute the damn video.
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