FAIL FRIDAY: Failentine’s Day

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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Giving my girlfriend the cleanest asshole in the midwest. TFM.

What a sweet early Valentine’s Day present.

“Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” -Abe Lincoln. TFM.

Honest Abe always kept it real.

Yelling, “TFM!” as you give the hottest girl at the party a wedgie. TFM.

$50 says he woke up next to her the following morning.

I met Frankie Muniz once. TFM.

Tight.

Wearing your rival fraternity’s letters when you shop with your slam at Whole Foods. TFM.

Well played.

Not being allowed within 500 feet of your the middle school tutoring program your fraternity is participating in. TFM.

Because you’re a pederast.

Barfing all over your bed with a fat dip in while banging a slut doggy at 4am on a Wednesday. TFM.

Sounds like you’re a highly enjoyable lay.

“Your father and I are getting a divorce,” as you nod your head and hand your mom a drink as you lead her to your room. TFM.

Incest is frat.

Using your black bros 12-incher as a shake weight in between lectures because your class schedule is a bit too busy on Mondays to hit the gym but you both know it’s just for the workout not a gay thing at all. TFM.

It’s not gay; it’s brotherhood.

Pushing so hard when you poop with a lip in that you rupture an artery and prolapse your anus. TFM.

Well, my Friday is ruined.

You have to frame that one.

You HAVE to frame this one.

Goobers gonna goob.

Goobers gonna goob.

Buying to Mustangs that are your frat colors. TFM.

Buying two Mustangs that are your frat’s colors. TFM.

Naughty boys doing naughty things.

Naughty boys doing naughty things.

Let it out, big fella.

Let it out, big fella.

Do less, chief.

Do less, chief.

Feed those flames.

Feed those flames, hoss.

Who wants to party with the creep stache crew?

Who wants to party with the creep ‘stache crew?

Mom?!

Mom?!

True love.

True love.

Puke game too strong.

Puke game too strong.

Jesus, dude. Ever heard of a toilet?

Jesus, dude. Ever heard of a toilet?

Way frattier than thou.

Way frattier than thou.

Tinkle accident.

Tinkle accidents, they happen.

You got something on your head, dawg.

You got something on your head, dawg.

Man down.

Man down.

How the shit do you get in this situation?

How the shit do you even get into this situation?

Yaaaaarf.

Yaaaaarf.

Dat boy too turnt.

Dat boy too turnt.

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