FAIL FRIDAY: Failure and Frustration

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Ten real submissions, five photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

An alumni taking out 10 years worth of sexual frustration and failed business ventures on the pledges during homecoming weekend. TFM.
–Illinois

That’s what it’s all about. Taking the your failures and frustrations out on pledges.

Pissing your bed to stay warm in the winter. TFM.
–Michigan

You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to survive those Michigan winters.

A ginger baby threw food at me, I threw it back. TFTC.
–Kansas

You can’t let a ginger baby push you around.

A pledge trying to kill another pledge with a screwdriver. TFM.
–Texas

I think your pledge program might need some tweaking.

Using my butt cheeks as hot dogs buns and letting a girl eat a hot dog out of my ass. TFTC.
-Michigan

Lukewarm hotdog served in an all-natural bun.

Teaching your 9-year-old daughter to drive so she can be your DD. TFM.
–Illinois

Extreme alcoholic deadbeat dad move.

So used to taking beer shits that it feels like ass rape otherwise. TFM.
–Texas

God help you.

This dick ain’t going to shake itself pledges. TFM.
–Virginia

Remember, if they shake it more than twice, they’re playing with it.

Tailgating at hometown high school football games on fall break to stay on top of your game. TFM.
–California

You’re probably going to get arrested and shamed by local police for being a loser.

You know you’ve taught your little brother well when he uses the moves you taught him in bed. TFM.
–Alabama

Admit it. This attempt at a TFM didn’t turn out the way you wanted it to.


You know “that guy” who is always trying to make the Speedo frat? I hope this puts a stop to that.


While you’re there grab some psych meds for whatever dementia possessed you to wear those pants.


It’s the effort that counts.


Sweater vest over the polo but under the apron. FaF.


Star Wars convention frat.

I think this might be a statement about alcohol being a gateway drug:

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  1. Fratchelor Pad

    “So used to taking beer shits that it feels like ass rape otherwise. TFM” eh i’m not gonna lie i laughed. Definitely better then “Getting blow delieverd to my dock.TFM” and all the other yayo related posts. Lots of us do it…no need to talk about it.

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  2. frattywood

    Typical California. Being a fratter from the Midwest, I know I don’t have as much room to talk, but that entire state is full of shameful GDIs – including many of the ones who parade themselves around as Greeks.

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