FAIL FRIDAY: Failure Is Not An Option

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Having a Yeti sticker on your truck but not owning a Yeti. TFM.

It’s a lifestyle, man. It’s not even about coolers anymore.

Hello! I am currently 20 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me but I promise you I’m different. On July 5th, I’m moving to Antarctica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve been sliding on my stomach everywhere I go as part of my training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. TFM.

Can we just stop right now? Do I need to do the rest of the column?

Getting addicted to pain pills after a back injury that you got from fuckin’. TFM.

There’s no better way to obtain a back injury.

Riding around with the windows rolled down yelling, “I eat ass!” at everyone you pass. TFM.

Is that the hook of a hot new rap song I haven’t heard?

I’ll literally suck your dick to cumpletion for a bid. TFM.

That’s not necessary, sir.

The horrified look on her face as she unzips your pants and sees a solid 4″ frat goblin. TFM.

Never heard anyone refer to their dick as a goblin.

Never fully trusting a girl cause I know a rapper with a big wang could steal her at any moment. TFM.

Stay woke.

The smell of her pant suit after she gives a huge presentation in front of the class. TFM.

What? Seriously, what?

Getting away with manslaughter because the kid u hit with ur boat was a penniless geed and ur dad is a lawyer. TFM.

Jesus, dude.

If my frock could talk it would say “fee fi fo fum I’m gonna pee inside your bum” TMF

And that’ll do it for today’s TMFs.

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Happy birthday, failure!

Happy birthday, failure!

Come on, guys. Don't do that.

Come on, guys. Don’t do that.

This will end in divorce.

This will end in divorce.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Cool tattoo dude!

Cool tattoo dude!

What a neat party trick!

What a neat party trick!

Geed hair.

Geed hair.

Bruh you got no brows.

Bruh you got no brows.

Mom let me live.

Mom let me live.

Permanent loser.

Permanent loser.

Someone check on Q.

Someone check on Q.

Giving the homeless bids. TFM.

Giving the homeless bids. TFM.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

This is why people want gun control.

This is why people want gun control.

Man down.

Man down.

Kick your own asses, please.

Kick your own asses, please.

Fuck, those hashtags are bad.

Fuck, those hashtags are bad.

Delete your account.

Delete your account.

Hotdog down.

Hotdog down.

For the love of Pete.

For the love of Pete.

David’s Bachelor Party

Taking It In The Boys


Being completely unaware of your surroundings. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Inexplicable stupidity. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Making a quick getaway. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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The pee pants shotgun. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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