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FAIL FRIDAY: Failures Gonna Fail

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Grinding your teeth like an alabaster clam grinds its shell together to show that girl you’ve been staring at all night you want to give her stink hole eskimo kisses. TFM.

You badly need counseling.

Fckin so many grls that your wiener hurts. TFM.

You mean masturbating too often.

Letting them know who’s dad owns the course by driving the cart on the green. TFM.

I hope your golf cart explodes with you in the driver’s seat.

My drive fades to the left. My handle pulls go vertical. And my dick swings to the right. I am TFM.

You are a loser.

Inviting your bro’s gf to make out when you’re drunk, and then offering your bro the chance to join you. TFM.

That’s not the kind of threesome you get props for.

Had a threesome with two english girls as they both simultaneously climaxed I screamed The British are Cumming. TFM.

This is the kind of threesome you get props for.

I might drive a Sentra, but I’ve got a YETI full of cold Bud Light, and I could fuck your bitch. TFM.

Guy is super insecure about his ride.

Jerking off into your desk drawer and waiting for it to harden like peanut brittle to feed the campus squirrels. TFM.

This is the kind of shit serial killers do.

My slam guzzles my frock vomit like my V8 guzzles gasoline. TFM.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Having throw pillows to show the geeds how classy your bed is. TFM.

“Man, check out those sick throw pillows. Dude’s bed is classy AF.” -Nobody

Come on, fellas. Youre embarassing yourselves.

Come on, fellas. You’re embarrassing yourselves.

Bunch of goobers in the grass.

Bunch of goobers in the grass.

Disgracing America.

Disgracing America.

Buddy youre scaring us.

Buddy, you’re scaring us.

Never a good sign when you crash next to a goat.

Never a good sign when you crash next to a goat.

Do less, chief.

Do less, chief.

Howd that work out for you?

How’d that tequila bong work out for you?

Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams.

Probably shouldve sized up on that tank.

Probably should’ve sized up on that tank.

Atrocious rush tee.

Atrocious rush tee.

Dont ever make that face again.

Don’t ever make that face again.

Poor pledge.

Poor pledge.

The short shorts trend has gone too far.

The short shorts trend has gone too far.

Now watch him nae nae.

Now watch him nae nae.

Mother of God.

Mother of God.

House is in good shape.

House is in good shape.

Got a little something on your face, bruh.

Got a little something on your face, bruh.

lolz

lolz

Sex appeal off the charts.

Sex appeal off the charts.

Sorority Recruitment Video Gone Horribly Wrong

It would be sexist for us NOT to post this.

Where Ya George At?

Chaser

Email this to a friend

TFM Intern

Never getting promoted.

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