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FAIL FRIDAY: Fall Of Failure

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Being described as “the unidentified naked man terrorizing Walmart with a samurai sword.” TFM.

You do not want to be THAT guy.

I’m gonna fuck every girl on campus whether they like it or not. That’s called manifest destiny. TFM.

Nah son that’s called rape.

Snorting pre-workout to get hyped for the high school football game. TFM.

Why don’t you just cool your jets there, psycho.

To busy rageing with your bros to give a fuck about girls. TFM.

Didn’t really nail the whole “learning how to spell” thing either.

Breaking into zoo enclosures to artificially inseminate the pandas and get this whole “endangered” crap under control. TFM.

Pretty odd hobby, if you ask me.

Designating a specific finger for each girl at the party and easily distinguishing each one by smell. TFM.

You’re pretty sick, Chubbs.

Went to a barbecue restaurant with my brother while I was home this weekend. When we saw the smoker my father said the only thing he loves more than a big rack of ribs is a big rack of tits. My 9 year old brother was right there. TFM.

Please, I’m begging you, stop talking forever.

Giving gay dudes chubbies because your wearing Chubbies. TFM.

Arousing members of the same sex with your unnecessarily short shorts. TFM.

First night on the town: left from library, 12 drinks, 2 b-day parties, danced with 3 girls, 2 girls tried to take me home, 2 rivaling frat brothers tried to fight me, got drug away, home at 4am. TFM.

Tight bro hell of a night bro.

Touching hella girls #boobs #fratmove

Please leave. Just go.

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Goodnight, sweet prince.

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Fall of failure.

Fall of failure.

Cute, but maybe not quite cute enough.

Cute, but maybe not quite cute enough.

Nailed it.

Nailed it.

That's one sexy maid.

That’s one sexy maid.

For the love of...

For the love of…

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE?

Bet that poop was super.

Bet that poop was super.

When you can't get a sorority to go to homecoming.

When you can’t get a sorority to go to homecoming.

Free cookies!

Free cookies!

Go Gators.

Go Gators.

Really great tweet there, Pi Kappa Phi.

Really great tweet there, Pi Kappa Phi.

Repping so hard by the potties.

Repping so hard by the potties.

You got got, player.

You got got, player.

God damn it, Greg.

God damn it, Greg.

Don't really know why this collage was made.

Don’t really know why this collage was made.

#adorable

#adorable

Well, alright then.

Well, alright then.

You're creeping us out, guys.

You’re creeping us out, guys.

Rush The Frat That Made This Godawful Video

I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This

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