FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition

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Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.
-Texas

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.
-Pennsylvania

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.
-Anonymous

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.
-Canada

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.
-Arizona

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.
-Indiana

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.
-California

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.
-Georgia

So specific I almost believe it…


Never stood a chance.


About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


NF.

Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:

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  1. 4
    Eighteen Fifty Five

    Fail Friday is starting to suck. There is no way people actually think these are TFMs. Hopefully they are just submitting these to get on Fail Friday.

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  2. 1
    CaptJackFrattow

    The video is from a church called Church on the Move in Tulsa, OK. 15,000 people go every week, and they did this for Father’s Day last year. (I don’t go there, but I know people that do.)

    Just FYI, the pastor makes well into 700K a year. He has an 11,000 sq foot house in my neighborhood.

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