FAIL FRIDAY: Father’s Day Edition

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Nice Move

Ten real submissions, three photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty. Make sure she’s on the pill, you’re too young and drunk to procreate.

Dropped my current slam to get with one of those mini slams from Toddlers and Tiaras. TFM.

Does your parole officer know you’re on TFM?

Earlier today, this slampiece at Wendy’s told me that they were out of chocolate frosty’s. I told her vanilla was okay and iced that slut. TFM.
-North Dakota

In contention for the ultimate white trash move.

Shot gunning Mountain Dew to stay on your A-Game during dry pledging. TFM.

You’re going to get a headache if you don’t save some for tonight’s dorm sponsored Halo tourney.

Magneto telling Mystique that she was special to him in order to get a quick slam in before bed. TFM.

Now we’ve got mutants pulling TFMs. No way.

I dont live in the south, I dont go to a school with a huge greek systems, and I am currently taking out student loans. Despite all this, I still frat hard and give applause to those who frat harder. Where ever you may be located. TFM.

Vancouver is still mentally recovering from the loss of the Stanley Cup.

You know life’s good when your making more than your parents. TFM.

Are your parents retired? Are they on welfare? What’s going on here?

Being so drunk hungry and realizing that the $12 in my money clip wasn’t enough to cover the Taco Bell I just ordered. TFM.

Can’t afford the two Beefy Melt Burrito Big Boxes you ordered? Frat.

Made a pledge go to work for me at Chili’s. He got me fired so now I have to work at the Chili’s down the road that my uncle manages. TFM.
-Chili’s Grill & Bar

Can’t send a pledge to work like you can to class, Chili’s guy.

Lit up a fattie on my old elementary school playground. TFM.

Have you ever done the monkey bars…on weed?

Took home the girl at the general help desk at the dog tracks and got the clap. TFM.

So specific I almost believe it…

Never stood a chance.

About as fratty as it gets. TFM.


Don’t end up like these guys, or more than just your weekend will be ruined:



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    Vanilla Fratpack

    the last picture makes me want to compare pike to sig ep so bad….not
    but still, this just gives more proof that sig ep is slowly creeping their way towards the Pike title, Interbrother whip cream shots is FAF

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    OK TFM Intern…Although my ambitions in life are to NOT turn out like these dads, I thought this video was hilarious. A guy makes money and then it all goes to his daughters and his wife. Dead on. This video was obviously a joke and funny. Besides those unforgivable jorts.

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    And did anyone else notice the American flag in the first picture. Thrown to the side like a stripper panties. NF. Fuck you batman. Fuck you.

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