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FAIL FRIDAY: Forever Alone

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, 22 photos, and five videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Had to make the tough choice between wiping or pulling my pants up so I could make it to the dance floor in time to hit the Quan. After a new pair of underwear, I think I made the right choice. TFM.

If your options are to not shit your pants or hit the Quan, you hit the Quan.

Trimmed my pubes a little too close now I look like I freakin’ 5 year old. TFM.

So now making your pubic region look like you’re 5 years old is a TFM.

3-hole punching a stack of 30 papers in the library as you wink at the freshman girl next to you causing her to moan and bite her lip. TFM.

Super weird fetish for a chick to have.

Doing community service as a punishment for theft and proceeding to steal something from said community service event. TFM.

You might have a problem.

Making your girlfriend get a palate expander. TFM.

The sickness — it’s in your head.

Intentionally exposing yourself to carcinogens to get cancer so that your doctor will give you exogenous testosterone during chemo so that you’ll make some serious, but ethical, gains. So frat, so college. TFM.

There has to be a better way to gain.

Yeah I’m probably on surfing the net, but I won’t hesitate to steal your girl. TFM.

We’re all real scared.

“You can take the boy out of the south, but you can never take the south out of the boy.” -Native Coloradoan. TFM.

Kindly drink bleach.

My dick could’ve been an Abercrombie models in the late 1990s: hairless, muscular and good looking. TFm.

Weird comparison to make, but okay.

Got my foreskin caught in the door this morning. Not a good start to my fray (frat day). TFM.

I can’t think of a worse way to start the fray.

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Hey there, fella.

Hey there, fella.

Theres a lad under there.

There’s a lad under there.

Man down.

Man down.

Friends forever.

Friends forever.

Homey is not doing so hot.

Homey is not doing so hot.

Its called multitasking.

It’s called multitasking.

Looking classy AF.

Looking classy AF.

Hell never let go, Jack.

He’ll never let go, Jack.

Getting it like they live.

Getting it like they live.

The things we do to get laid.

The things we do to get laid.

Wild Clark is fucking drunk again.

Wild Clark is fucking drunk again.

Ride him like a pony.

Ride him like a pony.

Most terrifying composite ever.

Most terrifying composite ever.

Please tell me its really the wrong number.

Please tell me it’s really the wrong number.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

Shame. Shame. Shame.

You people piss your pants a lot.

You people piss your pants a lot.

Permanent regret.

Permanent regret.

Stay strong, friend.

Stay strong, friend.

Are those...hickies?

Are those…hickies?

This week we checked out the Yeti Campus Stories app and found some extra gems. Be sure to check out Yeti if you don’t already have it. This week’s fail photos and videos we found on Yeti are below.

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7 Minutes Without A Single Chick

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