FAIL FRIDAY: Fourth of Failure

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Starting a “U-S-A!” chant after your brother blows a .06 at a DUI check point. TFM.

You might as well.

Hitler taking 18 days to conquer Belgium while the US does it in 90 minutes. TFM.

We were tied after 90 minutes. And lost.

Smoking cigarettes by the playground on breaks during your summer lifeguarding job. TFM.

What in the hell does this have to do with anything?

Referring to someone who adds “fr” to the beginning of too many words as a “fraggot.” TFM.

I’m good with this.

I pulled into the driveway and realized no cars were there. I was really excited and screamed, “Fuck yes, mom’s not home!” She was driving me. I was that high. TFM.

Maybe lay off the reefer for a while, chief.

Coming back from a family vacation in the Bahamas with a sunburn, hangover, and a bad case of AIDS. TFM.

I would say, overall, that could be considered an unsuccessful vacation.

The police report specifically addressing the color and smell of your urine after you get arrested for peeing in a stripper’s butt. TFM.

Some of you people are seriously disturbed.

Making out with each and every pledge so that you can call them gay. TFM.

Sounds like a really solid chapter you’ve got going there.

Saw a bro heading to his room with two bitches, so I asked what he was up to. His reply: “Making slamwiches.” TFM.

None of this shit happened you’re just playing Halo by your fucking self and you know it.

Sperry’s. Check. Nattys. Check. Hot bitches. Check. Koozies. Check. Drugs. Check. Being the fucking man all the time. Check. TFM.

Being the definition of an ass clown. Check.

Casual bathroom nap.

Casual bathroom nap.

He pulls.

He pulls.

Ever heard of a screenshot, son?

Ever heard of a screenshot, son?

Dorothy puts out. So does Toto.

Dorothy puts out. So does Toto.

Shitting for cash. TFM.

Shitting for cash. TFM.

Attempting to yack in a Trader Joes bag, but yacking on yourself. TFTC.

Attempting to yack in a Trader Joe’s bag, but yacking on yourself. TFTC.

A hole's a hole.

A hole’s a hole.

Hahaahahaaha

Hahaahahaaha

The balance of a gymnast.

The balance of a gymnast.

If you can't get laid in that outfit, you can't get laid.

If you can’t get laid in that outfit, you can’t get laid.

They're doing it wrong.

They’re doing it wrong.

Holy hell that is glorious.

Holy hell that is glorious.

Meeting in the middle. TFM.

Meeting in the middle. TFM.

This is how God intended the beer bong to take place.

This is how God intended the beer bong to take place.

Man down.

Man down.

His nutsack was out, FYI. Also, he was making a duck face.

His nutsack was out, FYI. Also he was making a duck face.

He tinkled. #fratinkle

He tinkled. #fratinkle

He also tinkled. #fratinkletoo

He also tinkled. #fratinkletoo

He also also tinkled. #fratinkletrois

He also also tinkled. #fratinkletrois

If youre going to hurl, thats fine. But dont sleep with your head directly in it, man.

If you’re going to hurl, that’s fine. But don’t sleep with your head directly in it, man.

I’m Drunk So This Is All I Could Find But It’s Hilarious

Chaser

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