FAIL FRIDAY: Fratter Without A Cause

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Ten real submissions, 21 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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Mum leaves money for food…I buy beer. TFM.

Did you just say “mum,” redcoat?

I’ve got a Chipper Jones action figure from around 1998 that I was hoping you could let me know it’s value. TFM.

Stick it up your sister’s twat and I’ll tell you boom roasted.

Walking into a job interview smelling like straight poon because you slayed last night. TFM.

“Kid, you smell like a fish market. Name your salary. You’re hired!”

Getting community service hours for smacking guts with a fatty. TFM.

Maybe the best description for intercourse I’ve ever heard.

High-fiving your bro after your balls touched in the threesome. TFM.

There is no better way to bond with another man.

Yelling, “Roll tide!” as you cum. Every time. TFM.

This might be an example of fandom overkill. Maybe.

Pooping in the pool and blaming it on your girlfriend. TFM.

Sounds like he’ll be single soon! Amirite?

Punching midgets in the face. TFM.

That is not a Total Frat Move. That, sir, is a hate crime.

Peeing in your own butt with the help of another brother! TFM.

If any sentence is deserving of an exclamation point, it’s this one.

Remember that D.A.R.E. contact you signed in 5th grade?…Oh yeah lol (shot guns beer). TFM.

Kindly kick your own ass.

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Good form, ass hat.

Good form, ass hat.

You got stacked, dude.

You got stacked, dude.

Composites with cats. TFM.

Composites with cats. TFM.

Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?

Ever heard of sunscreen, champ?

What in the sweet name of God?

What in the sweet name of God?

The fuq son?

The fuq son?

Solid contact, athlete.

Solid contact, athlete.

This brings me so much joy.

This brings me so much joy.

Congratulations goobers!

Congratulations goobers!

Thattaway to rep your house.

Thattaway to rep your house.

Pose, bitch.

Pose, bitch.

Hard as a motherfucker.

Hard as a motherfucker.

That's one way to smoke a cigar.

That’s one way to smoke a cigar.

Dude, you could've stopped her.

Dude, you could’ve stopped her.

S'cute boys!

S’cute boys!

That is some poetry right there.

That is some poetry right there.

Shameful shit.

Shameful shit.

Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.

Hey look he has nipples you can milk him.

What have you done?

What have you done?

Stop taking these goddamn pictures.

Stop taking these goddamn pictures.

Graduating at 35. TFM.

Graduating at 35. TFM.


Being totally unphased. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Narcolepsy. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Overestimating your abilities. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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Surfboard pledge. #TFM Send your photos and videos to Instagram@totalfratmove.com

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