Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.
Lol girls leave the house with their stuff smelling like roses but an hour in these heat leaves them smelling like spoiled caribou sausage. TFM.
Must be mighty hot where you are.
Gave my ex her sorority’s secret grip when we broke up. She never knew that I know it. Priceless. TFM.
Man I bet she was so shook.
You dont know warmth utnil you cuddled with a dead body. TMF.
Great, another serial killer.
Lowkey I like bad bitches that have crazy tattoos like dragons and swords and shit. TFM.
If she doesn’t have a gnarly sword tattooed down her back, I’m not fuckin’.
Knowing that the secret to getting poosy is a dab of cologne on your stepchildren. TFM.
I put Acqua di Gio on my sack.
A 67-year-old SAE just took my mom on a date. I hid outside the front door when he dropped her off and punched him in his old wrinkly scrotum then ran. TFM.
Now he’s definitely going to double up on Viagra and plug your mom.
What’s like the latest fratty trend? I feel like it’s gotta be UGG boots, right? Fashion is cyclical. TFM.
Kindly kick yourself in the face.
A wise man once said, “You can lead a girl to party, but you can’t make her shave your gooch.” TFM.
A real down ass bitch would just volunteer to shave that patch of man flesh.
I have developed a fart fetish. Don’t ask, because I don’t know how. TFM.
Life is going to be exceedingly difficult for you.
Fridays are for taking pledges down to the basement and making out with them in secret. TFM.
If they don’t kiss good they don’t get initiated.
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