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FAIL FRIDAY: Full Body Explosion

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Ten real submissions, 18 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Changing the lyrics from Smash Mouth’s “All Star” to “Hey now, you’re a frat star.” TFM.

Somebody really oughta kick you in the dick.

Skateboarding into and out of every class. TFM.

Just ollying through the door on the way in and grinding down the stair rail on the way out.

There’s frat, and then there’s getting 69% on “Through The Fire And Flames” on Guitar Hero 3 frat. Guess which one I am. TFM.

Gonna go ahead and guess that you’re the latter.

When your brother parks a school bus out front of the house because he has 24/7 access to a school bus yard because he became a school bus driver because he didn’t have class till noon so he thought he should take the mornings to make some extra cheddar and school bus driving sounded hella dank. TFM.

Apparently they don’t drug test bus drivers.

Averaging at least a blow job a day for your 4 years of college. TFMV.

No, no you didn’t. And what the fuck does the “V” stand for? Virgin?

Words of encourage meant from your brother to do something stupid while in a strange town.TFM.

This motherfucker said “encourage meant.”

I’m a walking TFM. TFM.

Thanks for writing in.

Fingering your girl. Then shaking her dad’s hand. Without washing. TFM.

Oh man, you got him so good.

Not snapping back while wearing a snap back. TFM.

Much clever. So witty.

I have a question that I would like to ask the congregation of brothers from the array of Fraternal Chapters and Orders that we duly pledge our allegiance to in the name of ideals, learning, debauchery, hedonism, philanthropy etc. Anyways have any of you degenerates ran into any issues after pursuing girls via Tinder while in a relationship? What happened? Why did it happen? Were you in a larger city? I am debating whether to keep my streak of strange going, or chuck it up to luck that I have not been caught and castrated yet and end my run. TFM.

The fuck?

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Relax dude you're scaring the children.

Relax dude you’re scaring the children.

Cargos all over the world.

Cargos all over the world.

Cant forget the tampons.

Can’t forget the tampons.

That is unfortunate.

That is unfortunate.

There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.

There is a human hand sticking out of that pile.

Thats a bad case of creepy face right there.

That’s a bad case of creepy face right there.

Sex appeal off the charts.

Sex appeal off the charts.

RIP Travis.

RIP Travis.

Dudes face has no chill.

His face has no chill.

Mating lizards. TFM.

Mating lizards. TFM.

Worst chug of all-time.

Worst chug of all-time.

Guy in the green shirt is happy to be there.

There’s so much going on here. Just an incredible goober fest.

Creepiest license plate ever.

Guarantee he has candy in his car.

Cutest couple award.

Cutest couple award.

Those dick bandits stay lurking.

Those dick bandits stay lurking.

Having #goodtimes.

Having #goodtimes.

Men down.

Men down.

Frelfie frat selfie). TFM.

Frelfie (frat selfie). TFM.

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The Whitest Video Ever

Snap Queen

Ohhhh

Chaser

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