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FAIL FRIDAY: Good Friday Edition

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Ten real submissions, five photos and one video, that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Slamming the bosses daughter would be a TFM if she weren’t my sister.
–Tennessee

I see what you were going for here, but all this sentence did was make me think about incest. Maybe it’s just me. I’m fucking sick.

Why is the World of Warcraft advertising on TFM?
–Louisiana

If you’re seeing GDI ads on our site, it’s because someone on your computer Googled something GDI, bought something GDI, or did something that caused you to be flagged as a GDI. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was your little brother, but the point is: one of our ad networks thinks you’re a GDI. Quit playing World of Warcraft.

Me and the frathound just tag teamed a slampiece. TFM.
–Virginia

This beastiality TFM is a new low, but hey! You and your dog are Eskimo brothers! That’s awesome, man. Congrats.

Natural insemination. TFM.
–North Carolina

As oppose to artificial insemination? In-vitro fertilization? Ellen DeGeneres using a strap-on turkey baster to get her fine ass girlfriend pregnant. TSM.

Simba, Timon, and Pumba broing out in the jungle, eating grub, not worrying about anything, and not listening to Simba’s slampiece Nala tell them about their responsibilities. TFM.
–Michigan

Hakuna Matata?

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse. TFM.
–Texas

For the love…I’m about to head home for Easter. At least this is more entertaining than, “Don’t make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u; and ‘me.'”

I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my wife. TFM.
–Virginia

I like my beer like my violence. Domestic. TFM.

Elephant Walk. It’s not gay. It’s brotherhood. TFM.
–Georgia

It’s gay brotherhood.

Using my friend with Asperger’s to get free nattys. TFM.
–Florida

No Easter for you! Come back one year!

Jesus waking up after being dead for 3 days to haze the Pharisees. TFM.
–Texas

He is Risen. He is Risen indeed.


Fifth of tequila down before the sunset. TFM.


Killing the keg at 10:00 AM. TFM.


If you ain’t Pike, you ain’t Shit.


Sorority girl fail. TSM.


Mohawk=old money. TFM.

GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. This song just got worse:

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