FAIL FRIDAY: Halloween Horrors

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Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

The other day, this dumb sloot told me she wanted me to take her on my dad’s jet and go to one of our vacation houses (we have like 5). I promised I would take her if we boned. After I laid pipe like the old money fratstar that I am, I said, “Sike bitch, get out!” and put in a horseshoe dip. Guess you could say I “shoplifted the poon.” TFM. #sorryimnotsorry #cantstop #wontstop

A poetic tale of deception and lust.

Sometimes I have difficulty entering buildings because I always pull. TFM.

Think about it for a second. You’ll get it.

Telling a condescending pledge to kiss your ass…and then making him physically kiss your hairy ass with his lips. TFM.

Gross, man. Just weird and unnecessary.

What my knock-off Sperrys lack in authenticity, they make up for in beer and blood stains. TFM.

Well if your Sperrys aren’t stained with the blood of the innocent then you aren’t fratting hard enough.

I like my girls like my whiskey. 12 years old and always with Coke. TFM.

Terribly unoriginal and terrible in general.

Not having a fake ID but having an ID with misleading information. TFM.

Like your ID classifies you as a male, but you’ve since had a sex change and are, in fact, a female?

Knowing your smarter than everyone on campus despite your GPA. TMF.

Hahahahaha.

Yelling, “Get this guy a beer!” after a brother accomplishes something not very difficult. TFM.

It’s funny because he doesn’t really deserve props but you’re acting as if he accomplished something great!

Yelling, “Get this guy a Mike’s Hard!” when a brother is acting like a GDI. TFM.

It’s funny because Mike’s Hard is jokingly referred to as the beverage of choice for non-fraternity folks!

My slampiece was complaining about her knees so I gave her an Ole Miss shirt and she started sucking again. TFM.

That’s a low blow. No pun intended. Actually, pun intended. I changed my mind.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Looks like he's preparing himself for a punch in the dick.

Looks like he’s preparing himself for a punch in the dick.

Hard to look hard wearing a dress, but he almost pulls it off.

Hard to look hard wearing a dress, but he almost pulls it off.

The picture was awkward enough already but what the hell is on that guy's head?

The picture was awkward enough already but what the hell is on that guy’s head?

"Dude…I’m so phi right now."

“Dude…I’m so phi right now.”

No idea what's going on here.

No idea what’s going on here.

Guy on the left is really repping to the fullest.

Guy on the left is really repping to the fullest.

Gotta do those lunges to build that booty.

Gotta do those lunges to build that booty.

" I have the PERFECT Halloween costume idea that'll totally get us laid." -One of these guys

“I have the PERFECT Halloween costume idea that’ll totally get us laid.” -One of these guys

Three? Three what? Three people you just murdered? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Three? Three what? Three people you just murdered? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Looks like life is going well for this guy.

Looks like life is going well for this guy.

Far right's excitement level is through the fucking roof.

Far right’s excitement level is through the fucking roof.

Stick pwnage.

Sticker pwnage.

Now that's what I call using your head. That's all I've got. Sorry.

Now that’s what I call using your head. That’s all I’ve got. Sorry.

How dare you disgrace Johnny's jersey.

How dare you disgrace Johnny’s jersey.

Both those costumes are highly offensive.

Both those costumes are highly offensive.

Holy goober face.

Holy goober face.

Pool parties. TFM.

Pool parties. TFM.

God damn it come on guys.

God damn it come on guys.

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