FAIL FRIDAY: Hazing the Elderly

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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to a nursing home and paddling the old people. Once a geed, always a geed. TFM.
–North Carolina

No better place to polish your hazing abilities than a nursing home.

Getting “I’d fuck Honey Boo Boo” drunk. TFM.
-Texas

That’s nothing. The real challenge is getting “I’d fuck Honey Boo Boo’s mom” drunk.

Waking up with two golf balls stuck up my asshole after my bachelor party. TFM.
-Oregon

Yeah, that’s the definition of a good time.

It”s turkey season fellows. Bitches looking to get stuffed. TFM.
-Missouri

You really thought I’d post this, didn’t you?

Not wiping after taking a beer shit and leaving skid marks on a slam’s sheets. TFTC.
–Arizona

Well that’s one way to avoid repeat hookups.

Just fed the frat iguana so many crickets that he threw up. So I jizzed on the iguana and left. TFM.
–DeVry University

Someone notify PETA.

Using “we’re the gay frat” as a pickup line. TFM.
–Pennsylvania

You know, I’m not really getting it, and something tells me the ladies aren’t either.

Took a massive dump today then topped it off with some man gravy and sent a pic to all my slams (I have like 10). It’s a TFM.
–Oklahoma

I really hate that reading shit like this is part of my internship. My soul is eroding.

Wearing a swim suit to a party in case you piss your pants. TFM.
-Washington

Safety is for pussies.

8==D~~~(o)(o) This can’t be legal. Oh well. TFM.
–Oregon

Spitting male frosting on boobs is totally legal.


Greek unity is beautiful.


They may have put a man on the moon, but they also enjoy cross dressing.


Snow cone + beanie + that face = a lifetime of loneliness


This is the least athletic group of people I’ve ever seen. Quick, take away that football before someone gets hurt.


Is that a shark hook in his head?


Wow! That guy’s dick is so long!


You only live once, and he’s making sure he gets his money’s worth.


I want to make it perfectly clear that putting this much effort into anything is not cool.


I love making the ladies say “Oh! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!”


Don’t lie. You tried to click the “play” button.

MTV Cribs – Fiji House:


Hey tour guide, nice undershirt. Have fun studying. Nerds.

I only made it 30 seconds, so I’m not sure what’s going on here. I just know it’s really bad:

This guy really likes Bud Light Platinum:

New Kate Upton footage for a chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out this week’s TFM Sweetheart, Haley Sharp.

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