FAIL FRIDAY: Hazing the Elderly

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Ten real submissions, ten photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Going to a nursing home and paddling the old people. Once a geed, always a geed. TFM.
–North Carolina

No better place to polish your hazing abilities than a nursing home.

Getting “I’d fuck Honey Boo Boo” drunk. TFM.

That’s nothing. The real challenge is getting “I’d fuck Honey Boo Boo’s mom” drunk.

Waking up with two golf balls stuck up my asshole after my bachelor party. TFM.

Yeah, that’s the definition of a good time.

It”s turkey season fellows. Bitches looking to get stuffed. TFM.

You really thought I’d post this, didn’t you?

Not wiping after taking a beer shit and leaving skid marks on a slam’s sheets. TFTC.

Well that’s one way to avoid repeat hookups.

Just fed the frat iguana so many crickets that he threw up. So I jizzed on the iguana and left. TFM.
–DeVry University

Someone notify PETA.

Using “we’re the gay frat” as a pickup line. TFM.

You know, I’m not really getting it, and something tells me the ladies aren’t either.

Took a massive dump today then topped it off with some man gravy and sent a pic to all my slams (I have like 10). It’s a TFM.

I really hate that reading shit like this is part of my internship. My soul is eroding.

Wearing a swim suit to a party in case you piss your pants. TFM.

Safety is for pussies.

8==D~~~(o)(o) This can’t be legal. Oh well. TFM.

Spitting male frosting on boobs is totally legal.

Greek unity is beautiful.

They may have put a man on the moon, but they also enjoy cross dressing.

Snow cone + beanie + that face = a lifetime of loneliness

This is the least athletic group of people I’ve ever seen. Quick, take away that football before someone gets hurt.

Is that a shark hook in his head?

Wow! That guy’s dick is so long!

You only live once, and he’s making sure he gets his money’s worth.

I want to make it perfectly clear that putting this much effort into anything is not cool.

I love making the ladies say “Oh! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t lie. You tried to click the “play” button.

MTV Cribs – Fiji House:

Hey tour guide, nice undershirt. Have fun studying. Nerds.

I only made it 30 seconds, so I’m not sure what’s going on here. I just know it’s really bad:

This guy really likes Bud Light Platinum:

New Kate Upton footage for a chaser:

If you missed last week’s Fail Friday, CLICK HERE, and be sure to check out this week’s TFM Sweetheart, Haley Sharp.



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