Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and 5 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Shotgunning everything, even when you don’t have a beer, like juice and shit. TFM.
Oh man that’s so cool bro.
Getting fucked up on Xans and liquor on a bus ride home from a lax tourney, having your mom pick you up and then call an ambulance on you when you almost fall in the pool trying to paint the table they asked you to do two weeks ago and being afraid you’d jump out of the car on the way to the hospital cause you told em you were xanned out, then proceeding to rip out your IV and running out of the hospital with blood spraying everywhere, then get chased by three cruisers while running through traffic and four cops tackling you and cuffing you up against the car, but still ask your rents to take a pic for IG. TFM.
I’m just glad you have your priorities straight.
Legally changing your name to Albus Dumbledore. TFM.
Get out of here, nerd.
I haven’t cum. Ever. Like in my entire life. First load I blow is going to kill someone. TFM.
You’re like a human nuclear bomb just waiting to explode.
Having a skinny wiener so chicks are totally down with anal. TFM.
Keep it to yourself, pencil dick.
Sometimes I’ll go five or six days without showering in the summer. TFM.
I bet you pull so much ass.
I lightly tap my own nuts with a tack hammer because my mother didn’t love me. TFM.
Alright man that’s great thanks for sharing.
I’m not antisemitic, but I have a Nazi fetish. My girl dresses as Hitler and I call her “fuhrer” while she rides me. TFM.
You are a deeply, deeply disturbed individual.
Only being turned on by fratty girls with trust funds and love handles. TFM.
That there is wifey material, baby.
Sneaking into high school parties as a middle schooler and fingering a girl around in her pussy. TFM.
We are done here.
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