Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and six videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Your golf drives and penis sharing many similarities such as being short and curved at the end. TFM.
Thanks for sharing that personal information with us.
I like cooking breakfast, or sandwiches, or food in general. I like doing laundry. The woman does belong in the kitchen or cleaning. And I like cleaning. I’m a children’s golf instructor. I own and shoot guns. I’m Republican. I own a black lab. I’m getting my Masters in Elementary Special Ed, so I am not going for the MRS degree. I don’t want your shirts, I have my own. I like making my man happy, in every way. Can you handle me? TFM.
I mean, yeah, but this isn’t a dating application website.
Twas way after Christmas, and all through the frastle (frat castle), not a hole left unplugged, not even an asshole. TFM. #BUTTSTUFF2016
The #buttstuff movement has gone too far.
If I ever got caught looking at tranny porn I would just deny it cause I slay a lot of sweet sweet puss. TFM.
How can you deny it if you’re caught looking at it?
Majoring in Fireball, minoring in Fratty Light. TFM.
Something tells me you’re going to graduate with a degree in nothing.
Blacking out but knowing you got some because your room smells like pee. TFM.
Not sure how one thing confirms the other.
I think girls love doing the sex with me because they never have to complain about being sore the next day. TFM.
I get it, because of your tiny ween.
My trimmer always gets caught around my anus whilst trimming my pubes for some reason. TFM. #chipotleproblems
Fucking gross, dude. Get out of here.
Whipping it out and jacking it mid-party when you see a hot chick like Donnie Azoff. TFM.
That’s how you end up a sex offender.
One two, buckle my Sperry. Three four, my b-hole is hairy. Five six, I love Mexican chicks. Seven eight, doctors have declared I have a deranged mental state and need to take my medication. TFM.
Get well soon, kid. You’re scaring us.
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