Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Not wearing my seat belt so my polo doesn’t get wrinkled. TFM.
I mean, how’re you supposed to frat with a wrinkled polo?
Forgetting you left the pledges blindfolded in your car with the windows up on a hot day. And then coming back hours later. TFM.
That’s called negligent homicide.
Doing silly things to make my bros laugh. TFM.
“OMG LOL you’re so silly!” -Bros
Painting my fratcock blue and white, and only fucking sorostitutes on their periods to celebrate this 4th of July. TAmericanM.
A true patriot.
Telling your slampiece you are going to tattoo her face on your butt because she’s always on your ass. TFM.
Joke of the year thus far, right there.
Snorting whiskey with a hundred dollar bill. TFM.
Wrong substance, chief.
Impregnating your slam with the future president and then making her take a pill that essentially aborts him. TFM.
You’re some kind of sick sociopath.
The police officer shaking your hand when he you tell him that you’ll definitely take care of the girl that’s roofied in the back of your Honda Civic. TFM.
Way to protect and serve, officer.
Making fun of other people walking home drunk because you rode you’re bike instead. TFM.
“Bet you wish you had a bicycle, pavement walking slaves! Suck it!”
Taking a literal shit in the pocket of a rushee’s cargo shorts after he falls asleep in your bed during a heart to heart. TFM.
Top-tier chapters don’t even hand out bid cards anymore. They just shit in your cargo pockets.
I guess he gave one fuck.
Not the gentlest way to hold her hair.
Power pointing at a speeding train that’s coming straight at you. TFM.
Look at the size and shape of those heads.
Asserting dominance by planting your bare naked ass on a friend’s passed out face. TFM.
This is what happens when you repeal DOMA.
They’ll save you from the bad guys, but then someone needs to save you from their advances.
He got pwned in Halo and immediately puked his fucking brains out.
Body shot boner. TFTC.
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