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FAIL FRIDAY: Holiday From Hell

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below is the worst reader-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and three videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Slapping nuts with your boy while you tag team somethin’ nice. TFM.

We are anti-slapping nuts here.

When she starts giving you a beej to wake you up but she weighs 160 so you remain fake asleep. TFM.

Big girls need love too man don’t take it down if you can’t handle the morning after.

Having never cooked a meal of food for myself in my entire life. TFM.

You’re going to starve in the real world.

Getting arrested for sexually harassing the family housekeeper over Christmas break. TFM.

Leave Rosalinda alone, you animal.

When you didn’t study for your final so instead of taking it you bring a lighter to class and just torch that bitch up. TFM.

I’m fairly certain you’re going to have to retake that class.

Only being able to achieve climax via prostate massage. TFM.

You sir, are sick in the head.

Using small sewing scissors to carefully trim the hairs around your B-hole. TFM.

That sounds extremely dangerous.

You haven’t lived until you’ve jerked off to your own goldfish on acid. TFM.

Is goldfish slang for something or are you literally jacking it to a pet goldfish in a bowl?

They told me I wouldn’t frat. They told me I couldn’t shine top-tier. I’m still here, geeds. Frat on. TFM.

We’d appreciate it if you didn’t send shit like this in anymore.

Not many things scare me, but I’ll tell you what, I’m terrified of squirrels. Those little rabid sons of bitches will getcha. They’ll getcha. TFM.

I don’t even know anymore.

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This shit is still going on?

This shit is still going on?

He got got.

He got got.

Bunch of baddies.

Bunch of baddies.

Apparently this is his legit hair.

Apparently this is his legit hair.

Bae is lit fam.

Bae is lit fam.

The Eiffel Tower of weird.

The Eiffel Tower of weird.

They asked Santa for bids for Christmas.

They asked Santa for bids for Christmas.

Hard as hell.

Hard as hell.

So cuuuute.

So cuuuute.

Grab your ankles, boy.

Grab your ankles, boy.

He is pondering life.

He is pondering life.

The fuq?

The fuq?

Single-handedly killing the frat swoop forever.

Single-handedly killing the frat swoop forever.

Everyone needs a helping hand now and again.

Everyone needs a helping hand now and again.

Captioner called it.

Captioner called it.

Walter White underwear having motherfucka.

Walter White underwear having motherfucka.

Just normal familial love.

Just normal familial love.

Would hit Brit and Tiff.

Would hit Brit and Tiff.

That butt pee though.

That butt pee though.

Man down.

Man down.

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