FAIL FRIDAY: Elves Throwing Up
Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Giving your little sister shacker jewelry for Christmas. TFM.
This is actually brilliant.
Upgrading from Android to iPhone 5 so I can snapchat panoramic dick picks. Its a TFM.
That’s a lot of panoramic man pole.
Playing college football and knowing that not ALL black guys have huge dicks…but some of them…Jesus. TFM.
That’s a lovely observation, and totally makes sense as a “Total Frat Move.”
She said she thinks she recognized me from the gym. I said she didnt look like she goes to the gym and walked away. TFM.
What a nice guy.
Only using Ralph Lauren dress socks to jack off into. TFM.
You’re a try-hard masturbator.
Setting “Mercy” as your ex-slam’s ringtone, because you know she wants to be in your two seat lambo while she tries to jerk you. TFM.
Well obviously you have to do that.
Drinking while playing Stratego. It’s Fratego. TFM.
When it comes to strategy board games, Stratego is about as frat as it gets.
Your level 4 Pikachu clutching in SSBros64 sudden death against a level 9 Fox to give your team the W. TFM.
Took me 20 minutes, but I finally figured out this is a reference to the video game Super Smash Bros. on Nintendo 64, which is not, in fact, an F-move.
Meteor showers. NF. Bumps in the shower. TFM.
Doing cocaine in the shower is one of the stupider things I’ve ever heard.
Making cats leave. TscatM.
-School of Hard Knocks
It is true, yelling “Scat!” will get cats to leave.
If you’re an ATO and you’re being interviewed about sexual assault allegations, don’t throw a dip in.
If you’re witnessing live amateur pornography being filmed, don’t wear your letters.
Sometimes crafting can be horrifying.
Now that’s a solid selfie.
I think that’s a strange position to puke in, but whatever…everyone has their style.
Fake it till you make it.
Sweet gauges and lip ring, bravolski.
You could take an eye out with that hair.
Thataway, elf. Hold that elf slut’s hair.
That tat is dope.
Santa frats hard.
The two-legged chair claims a victim.
Peeing your pants and touching yourself. TFM.
There’s a lot of awkward going on here.
What the fuck is with you people and same-sex nipple licking?
“Get ‘er! You get her and I’ll get you! Get ‘er!”
So fabulously sratty, with a filter.
I don’t know what the fuck this is.
Jorts + sliding shorts + boots + hairy man ass = this photo
Wu really, really had to go:
Wu’s homies are way too okay with his behavior.
Sam hits a sorority party:
The Purdue Skulls are really fucking hardcore:
Chaser to wash away the bad:
Chapters one and nine of the TOTAL FRAT MOVE book are online now, read them here.