Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Making out to completion. TFM.
Splooging during a makeout sesh is a power move.
When your teachers think your shy cause you don’t talk in class, but your the guy at every party that won’t stop talking. TFM.
Man those teachers have you ALL wrong.
Losing your virginity first week in the dorms…with a fat lip of Grizzly in. TFM.
Dipping while you smash, so frat.
All frats are pussies cause you are what you eat ;). TFM.
Oh great, a winky face.
Not worrying too much about college due to the fact that you know you have a job waiting on you in the adult film industry if you flunk out. TFM.
Good for you!
Considering losing your Louis Vuitton flip flops while fleeing from police to be a “Cost of doing business.” TFM.
I’m not sure what’s worse: owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops or sending in a TFM about owning Louis Vuitton flip-flops.
I can spot a queef from 95 yards away, making me the undisputed queef king east of the Mississippi River. TFM.
A title to be proud of.
To the girl who walked in on me wiping my ass and then sniffing it, and then still sucked my frock at the end of the night, you the real MVP. TFM.
Do you have no decency?
Getting released by the sheriff for honestly telling him “We’re up to no good” while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. #rowdygentleman #honestgentleman #TFM
Go park your car on the train tracks.
We’re done here. Onto the photos.