Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Always tending to a large flock of slam pigs. TFM.
A good slam pig shepherd always tends to his flock of fatties.
When you ‘gasm on her face and she’s all, “Do you have anything to clean this off?” and I’m all “Use my frock, baby.” TFM.
Is your frock absorbent?
Punching myself in the friblets (frat giblets) for trading away Peyton Manning in my fantasy football league. TFM.
I want to whack you in the friblets with a fucking shovel.
Told a slam, “Welcome to today’s flight to Poundtown. Local weather is partly cloudy and the temperature is at 69 degrees Fahrenheit. At this time, we’d ask you all to move your seats into the upright position and turn off any cell phones.” She didn’t laugh OR reach orgasm, but I did. TFM. #sperrys
It’s only frat if she literally didn’t enjoy any of it. Not even one second.
People never asking you: “You and what army?” because they know. They know. Me and my bros got each other, and that’s a #TFM.
Holy shit that’s gay why don’t you go suck on each other.
Winter is my favorite season of the year, because I can use girls’ sniffly nose snot as loobrikant for them butts to pee in. So damn frat you can’t even deny it. TFM.
I don’t have anything to say about this.
Purposefully swerving all over the road then taking a gulp of mouth wash before the officer breathalyzes you so he thinks you’re wasted because sober driving is NF. So frat, so college. TFM.
Nothing more fraaaaaaaat than getting a DWI on fucking purpose.
The classic “she licked my asshole” story. TFM.
Classic. Everybody has been there.
“No sir, I don’t have a bottle of liquor stuffed in my underwear, I just have a really big dick.” TFM.
And then the cop says, “Prove it,” and the homosexual sex commences.
Pledge’s first gym day: made that bitch squat 4 hundo. Long story frat, fagmeister tore both his ACLs simultaneously. Gonna make two other pledges do the same then make them into a human centipledge. So frat, so college. TFM.
That’s just precious!
Yeah, lick her skin off.
This kid regularly froops his pants.
2011 apparently sucked dick for this chapter.
This is why nobody is allowed to “power point” anymore. Look how douchey that is.
I’m sure this is a decision he’ll be happy with for the rest of his life and never regret ever.
Who wants a mustache ride?
So frat, so college.
Kill me now.
Damn it, guys. Damn it! Why? WHY?