FAIL FRIDAY: It’s Lit AF Bae

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Ten real submissions, 24 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

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I hit bombs out the tee box, I drink arizona iced tea, and I wear new balances. Am I frat? You tell me. TFM.

Probably not. I say that just based on this submission. Seems unlikely.

Praising a pledge for getting a blow job from your girlfriend. TFM.

Pretty weird move there, fam.

Sitting here with my cock in my left and a beer in my right hand preferably a Natty Light and a sexy girl licking my taint I’m starting to wonder where my four years of college have gone. TFM.

Not a fan of getting my taint licked, personally. Rubbed, maybe, but not licked.

Telling the CEO of the company you’re interviewing for that his fraternity is insuperior to yours. tfm.

This motherfucker said “insuperior.” Unbelievable.

Being an avid TFMer and reeling in poon like a pro and killing the game and IM and being a high school frat star and failing school and doing drugs without parental consent. TFM.

Please please go away and never come back.

Slam A farted 24 times on Tuesday, while Slam B farted 13 times. Which slam do you think I took to formal? Wrong. I took Slam A for the titties. TFM.

Counting your slams’ farts. TFM.

That one 6’4″ bro who is real good looking and only wears Northface, Patagonia and Affliction. Oh wait, that’s me haha. TFM.

I bet you get puss just constantly.

Taking a whole bunch of Xans and seeing how many times you can beat off before you pass out. TFM.

I do this same game with Benadryl.

Beating yourself over the head with a Budweiser tallboy until you’re hospitalized with a concussion. TFM.

This hitting yourself in the head with beer shit is a nationwide epidemic now.

Taking a next level shit on the roof of your least favorite sorority’s president’s Range Rover and then smearing that poo around to write the message “F U BECKY U SLUT.” TFM.

Becky had that shit coming if we’re being real.

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You're crazy, man.

You’re crazy, man.

Holy hell fire.

Holy hell fire.

Your dog hates you.

Your dog hates you.

A couple of boners.

A couple of boners.

Enjoy that authentic Mexican cuisine.

Enjoy that authentic Mexican cuisine.

Let it all out, buddy.

Let it all out, buddy.

The river of puke flows forth.

The river of puke flows forth.

Women for Hillary. TFM.

Women for Hillary. TFM.

Easy, psycho.

Easy, psycho.

Poor little guy is all tuckered out.

Poor little guy is all tuckered out.

What in the shit?

What in the shit?

She is ashamed of you both.

She is ashamed of you both.

Dancing by yourself. TFM.

Dancing by yourself. TFM.

Tag-teaming an inflatable whale. TFM.

Tag-teaming an inflatable whale. TFM.

Goobers gonna goob.

Goobers gonna goob.

Why? Seriously, why?

Why? Seriously, why?

Way to rep your fratty frat.

Way to rep your fratty frat.

That is correct. It does belong on Fail Friday.

That is correct. It does belong on Fail Friday.

Gotta dry that monkey off somehow, I suppose.

Gotta dry that monkey off somehow, I suppose.

Do not fist bump that man. He is not deserving.

Do not fist bump that man. He is not deserving.

When your creativity results in an F.

When your creativity results in an F.

Cute shirt to pass out on the toilet in.

Cute shirt to pass out on the toilet in.

Night didnt end so well.

Night didn’t end so well.

That poor, poor girl.

That poor, poor girl.

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