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FAIL FRIDAY: It’s Lit

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and four videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Having a well groomed mullet but paying no attention to your pubic hair. TFM.

I respect that hygiene strategy.

Chasing your pulls of fireball by munching on some box. TFM.

I’m sure she really appreciates that.

Sneaking into the church early and icing your preacher so everyone knows how frat you are. TFM.

Oh man bro did you really ice your preacher so frat so college.

How do you activate your account?

Your account had to be activated to submit this…

Freebasing Adderall because the high is more pure and you have the need for speed. TFM.

Gotta get that purest high, baby.

I’ve never felt comfortable around Italians. TFM.

Thanks for sharing with the class.

Took some mushrooms before economics and pooped my pants mid-lecture. TFM.

If pooping your pants mid-lecture is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

When she’s riding you and you just start screaming at the top of your lungs like you’re being murdered to get her all tight. TFM.

There has to be a better, safer way.

Tugging yourself off during the republican presidential debates. TFM.

Whoever makes you finish gets your vote?

Hair like Moses, money like Pharaoh, dick like Jesus. TFM.

How do you people come up with this shit?.

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Sweet dreams, angel.

Sweet dreams, angel.

When you get one like.

One like, huh? That’s neat.

He hath passed.

He hath passed.

Have some respect, turds.

Have some respect, turds.

Kid isn't having a good day.

Kid isn’t having a good day.

The life of the party.

The life of the party.

Someone slap this fool.

Someone slap this fool.

Thats how you pull rushees.

That’s how you pull rushees.

Is that a...squirrel?

Is that a…squirrel?

Double-thumbs up is not the play.

Double-thumbs up is not the play.

Doing waaaay too much.

Doing waaaay too much.

You breathing, chief?

You breathing, chief?

When everyone at the party hates you.

When everyone at the party hates you.

Man down.

Man down.

Good Lord, man. Pull yourself together.

Good Lord, man — pull yourself together.

Expert stacking, right there.

Expert stacking, right there.

Chilling the most.

Chilling the most.

Son got Iron Man'ed.

Son got Iron Man’ed.

Yaaaay brothership!

Yaaaay brothership!

The fuck am I looking at here?

The fuck am I looking at here?

Playing Pee Pong

Kappa Sig MTV Cribs

Sorority Grass Gossip

Same Team, Bro

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