Fail Friday: It’s Recruitment, Not Rush
Ten real TSM submissions and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
That is the unsexiest thing I’ve ever heard.
Let’s all add “finding a girl to have that wild experimental lesbian college experience with” to the top of the list of wrong reasons to go through recruitment.
I’m not familiar with “shotgun shitting,” but please stop doing it.
The only time in history that this was successful (read: one girl did not get back together with him and make the other feel like a dumbass), was in John Tucker Must Die. At the end of which, John Tucker realized he didn’t even have to be in a relationship to have everyone S his D. One small step for man, one giant mindfuck for womankind.
Restraining orders are so fetch.
There are fraternity basements with pledges who have had to do hard, physical labor and then been locked inside of them for three days without a shower that are less disgusting than what you’ve just said.
Wisconsin brings new meaning to the term “mutual masturbation.”
Ocean City really is fun for the whole family.
I’m sorry about your dog, Tommy. And I am, in fact, referring to your girlfriend.
Real men aren’t mythical creatures.