Ten real submissions, five photos and one video that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
How do you fit four pledges on a bar stool? Turn it over. TFM. -California
Oh, I get it. No.
The help asked if I could kick the dirt off my Sperrys before coming in the house. Beat her with a tennis racket. TFM. -South Carolina
Svetlana shouldn’t have been givin’ you no lip.
Getting “homeless person drunk” every night. TFM. -Illinois
Mad Dog 20/20 by the pallet.
Icing your best friend on the alter at his wedding when presenting the ring. TFM. -California
I’m sure the bride found this hilarious as well, loser.
I got erectile dysfunction before my dad. TFTC. -Kansas
That’s between you and your doctor…and apparently your dad.
Just thinking about using Meth all the time. NF. Actually tweaking on the beach. TFM. -South Carolina
Are you trying to rationalize your meth use? Get help.
Got a visit from the “Bro Fairy” last night. I took a slampiece home, when I awoke she was gone and a natty was under my pillow. TFM. -South Carolina
You, my friend, are a bro fairy.
I was pounding this pledges sweet booty hole and pulled out to shoot my man sauce but accidentally blasted a glob of my sweet and sour right into my bros eye. We made the pledge lick it out, we made him lick a bare eyeball!!!! TFM. -Florida
This was obviously manufactured, and all GDIs who submit similar posts are not clever. Get back to your World of Warcraft and Mountain Dew Code Red, you fucking loser geed.
Banging my co-worker behind Chilis. Sorry your queso is cold. TFM. -Chili’s Grill & Bar
You better microwave my fucking queso, Chili’s guy.