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FAIL FRIDAY: Kill It With Fire

Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Eating butt then kissing your parents. TFM.

You foul, disgusting pig.

“I don’t think my wheelchair can make it up the stairs,” as you nod your head, hand her a beer, and push her to your room to bang. TFM.

Nothing wrong with banging a chick in a chair.

Told this bitch I got a new car. TFM.

Log out, throw your computer out the window, and never come back.

Jacking off listening to your bro slam some hot bitch you couldn’t get. TFM.

We’ve ALL done this.

I’ve spent all week contemplating how to sneak a keg into my dorm!

Alright? What do you want me to do about it?

When your friends throw you in the shower after a totally frat night of drinking and your massive chest blocks the drain and you flood the dorm and get kicked of the football team. TFM.

The fuck.

Living life with the looks of Kennedy, the swagger of Reagan, the charisma of Clinton, and the dick size of Obama. TFM.

You seen’t Barry’s cock?

Replying, “Nah bro, I’m chill,” when you are obviously not chill. TFM.

That’s just called being a liar. You’re a dirty rotten liar.

Taking an addy before finals to focus but it dosent wear off when your done so you polish your lax trophies. TFM.

You do you, lax bro.

Going down on your sister cause incest is the frattiest shit of them all and I think you can get tax breaks if you have a retard for a kid or some shit like that. Either way mom will take care of it or I’ll just take it out back and kill it or sell it to some one for twenty bucks. Maybe he’ll be like radio and do some inspiring shit and I’ll get a movie deal either way I’m getting some serious poonage tonight bros. TFM.

We’re done here. Shut it down. Shut it all down.

RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK

RUN DUDE HORSE HEAD ATTACK

Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.

Shia LaBeouf is the worst possible representation you could have.

Mickey is a fucking geed.

Mickey is a fucking geed.

Peter Parker didngt get a bid.

Peter Parker didn’t get a bid.

America hates you, son.

America hates you, son.

Man down.

Man down.

Say, uh, whats with the dude on the left?

Say, uh, what’s with the dude on the left?

Some guys just cant handle graduation.

Some guys just cant handle graduation.

Dawg got that booty juice.

Dawg got that booty juice.

Gang of goobers.

Gang of goobers.

Cant even spell their own damn states name.

Can’t even spell their own damn state’s name.

Youll get nothing and like it.

You’ll get nothing and like it.

HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE

HOLY HELL KILL IT WITH FIRE

Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica

Brass knuckles and small dogs. #Merica

Man upside down.

Man upside down.

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Fuck out of here.

Fuck out of here.

She's totally into it.

She’s totally into you.

I had to blur out the dude's crack because we apparently don't allow crack.

I had to blur out the dude’s crack because we apparently don’t allow crack anymore.

All that glass is gonna shatter in the morning OMG.

All that glass is totally gonna shatter in the morning OMG.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

This Is Why You Don’t Kick The Punch Meter

Permanent Testicular Damage Is Done Here

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