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FAIL FRIDAY: Male Romper Mania

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Fail Friday by visiting the archive.

Below are the best of the worst photos, videos and TFMs sent in by our readers this week. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame.

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Being an unstoppable love-making force of nature spreading your seed far and wide amongst the meadows. TFM.

Nobody knows what that means.

I prefer to be woken up by someone hitting me with a spatula on the top of my dick. TFM.

Personally, I prefer to be spit on repeatedly as my morning alarm.

Purchasing $3,400 worth of male rompers to ensure that the summertime is your bitch. TFM.

If there’s one way to make sure you dominate this summer, it’s by spending thousands on man rompers.

Philanthropy is the only thing that makes me cum. TFM.

At least it’s a positive thing.

Tugging off the TA so he’ll give you a gooder grade on that final exam. TFM.

If you think “gooder” is a word, it’s best you keep tugging.

There is no limit to the amount of frothy puss I will leave my mark on. TFM.

A thoroughly disturbing and unnecessarily gross sentence.

Taking a pledge deep sea fishing and pushing him overboard and telling him to swim to shore if he wants to be initiated. TFM.

Fairly certain that’s just murder.

Being the Christian Grey of your frat and turning the basement into your pleasure room. TFM.

Keep comparisons like this to yourself.

Refusing to acknowledge that September 11 took place because America is incapable of defeat. TFM.

Probably not a healthy way of living.

Spending late nights writing poetry to the girl with the red hair that you’ll never have a chance to read her. TFM.

Love — it’s a motherfucker, eh?

This dude panicked so hard the next morning that he fled in the nude.

This dude panicked so hard the next morning that he fled in the nude.

Never let go, Jack.

Never let go, Jack.

Real men get naps in while they poo.

Real men get naps in while they poo.

Dan is all in to get that ZTA ass.

Dan has gone all in to get that ZTA ass.

Kindly #slay yourself.

Kindly #slay yourself.

A large group of grown men in diapers is never right, no matter the circumstance.

A large group of grown men in diapers is never right, no matter the circumstance.

Big man is struggling big time.

Big man is struggling big time.

Seriously posted this to Facebook. Sad!

Seriously posted this to Facebook. Sad!

Be better, Brian.

Be better, Brian.

A little party never what? Idiots.

Pretty sure you’re missing a word here, fam.

Cold blooded composite hate.

Cold blooded composite hate.

Your fathers hate you.

Your fathers despise you.

Love wins.

Love wins yet again.

Couldnt get another pic with your eyes open?

Couldn’t get another pic with your eyes open?

This motherfucker is wearing a shooting sleeve.

This motherfucker is wearing a shooting sleeve.

Sratty squatting, ladies.

Sratty squatting, ladies.

10/10 would attend this party.

10/10 would attend this party.

Damn this dude has four littles! #blessed

Damn, this dude has four littles! #blessed

Fashion forward flock of fools.

Fashion forward flock of fools.

This is truly upsetting.

This is truly upsetting.

"He's dead!"

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When you been out the game for too long

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Yo is Charlie alright though

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TOSSED

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How much devil did you have in you, son?

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Ross Bolen

Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover podcast, unbiased Rockets fan, fair-weather Astros fan, and sad Texans fan who attended the 2017 Masters.

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