Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and 6 videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Refusing to talk to your parents because they were GDIs in college. TFM.
You might be taking this whole thing too seriously.
Getting in a fistfight with one of your bro’s over who was better: Tim Riggins or Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill. TFM.
I can’t think of a better reason to fistfight a bro.
When a girl says, “Ohhh I hate that your so good at this” while having sex. TFM.
Oh man you’re just crushin’ puss out there.
Randomly sniffing her hands when she comes out the restroom to ensure no pooping is taking place. TFM.
You gotta do what you gotta do to prevent women from pooping.
Waking up hours late for work with a pounding headache and period blood on your hands, dick, and mustache. TFM.
Well that’s one way to get fired! Ha!
A hungover tug is the best kind of tug. Not a TFM but some good info for everyone.
Thanks for sharing that valuable wisdom.
Working my ass off and spending my entire paycheck on Polo, Sperrys, Vineyard Vines and alcohol and when people ask me “Was it worth it?” reply with “Every fucking cent.” TFM.
I would pay $1,000 to fight whoever wrote this.
A hole is a hole is a hole. Even if it’s a hole on a homeless corpse. I gotta get it in always, fam. TFM.
We can all relate to this, I’m sure.
I will do your mommy doggy style. Don’t doubt that. I’ll do your dad missionary. Test me. TFM.
Take it easy, psycho.
Making finger paintings with your own poo on a human body canvas. TFM.
It’s called art. I appreciate it unlike some of you uncultured swine.
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