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FAIL FRIDAY: Masters Of Failure

Ten real submissions, 19 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Munched her in my Wisconsin Kaminsky jersey. TFM.

You give second place fellatio.

Back-to-back episodes of America’s Funniest Home Videos? Sorry guys, see ya in an hour. TFM.

You will not see me in an hour.

Shamelessly listening to “22” by Taylor Swift with your bros because it’s your 22nd birthday and life is such a party. TFM.

Let your fun flag fly, friend!

Dying of a heat stroke in the middle of a south Georgia summer because you’re too frat to take your blazer off. TFM.

At least he died frat.

12 centimeters sounds a lot better than 5 inches. TFM.

Does it?

Sucking on so many clits that your tongue gets dry as fuck and you have to chug a Natty to quench your thirst. TFM.

Just disgusting and totally unnecessary.

T.G.I.F! (Thank God I’m Frat)

Come here and let me cut you.

Her vag looked like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Good thing I like fast food. TFM.

ZING!

Got first place in the dick contest, again. TFM.

Congrats, man. I’ve never finished first in a single dick contest.

Yeah I’m that guy who will come over and finger blast ya, but I’m also that guy that’s gotta wake up at 5 AM to get the new Jordans on Saturday. TFM.

Coppin’ Jordans and finger blasting. That’s the life.

That there is one hell of a bruise.

That there is one hell of a bruise.

That dress is flattering.

That dress is flattering.

Not sure belly buttons work that way.

Not sure belly buttons work that way.

Goobing so hard.

Goobing so hard.

Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.

Nice photo to commemorate their trip to the bowling alley.

Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.

Come on, guy. Have some self-respect.

Spring break henna peen.

Spring break henna peen.

That's one way to use a toilet.

That’s one way to use a toilet.

Furries, man. They're terrifying.

Furries, man. They’re terrifying.

Looks like someone didn't get the memo.

Looks like someone didn’t get the memo.

Guy in the background is about to murder them all.

Guy in the background is about to murder them all.

That's an interesting technique.

That’s an interesting technique.

Professor Creep McGee.

Professor Creep McGee.

Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.

Guy is out cold, about to get a ruthless wakeup call.

Really enjoying his meal.

Really enjoying his meal.

Afshin has serious butt game.

Afshin has serious butt game.

Let it all out.

Let it all out.

He owes someone a couch.

He owes someone a couch.

#brotherhood

#brotherhood

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