Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.
Once she’s laying down naked she asks if you put on the condom, you tell her yes but go in without the condom anyways. TFM.
Thanks for breaking it down all nice and retarded.
Pretending to jizz on the bed but actually peeing. TFM.
Because pretending to jizz on the bed was totally normal.
Loving when the song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” plays at the bar because they’ll be having fun with us later. TFM.
Getting excited when the song “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” comes on strikes me as slightly creepy.
Tricking my bros into admitting that I’m the hottest guy in the frat. TFM.
“Tricked you! You said I’m the hottest! Now take off those Chubbies!”
I have a different slam for every day of the week. FRACT (frat fact). It’s a TFM.
The amount of sexual karma you just lost for saying “fract” is unfathomable.
Give a GDI some money, and he’ll frat for a day. Let a GDI pledge your frat, and he could be a fraternity man for a lifetime. TFM.
When I have a brain aneurism and doctors are wondering the cause, this was it.
Glad I found this website. It’s basically an encyclopedia of my life. TFM.
You were actually the inspiration for the site. It’s based entirely on your life.
Rain…pouring. All my cars are American. All my girls are American. TFM.
Thanks for the 2 Chainz remix.
Just got blown by a high school chick in the bathroom at Subway and have zero fucks in my pockets. TFM.
But what kind of sandwich did you get?
Buying your entire pledge class a new pair of Sperrys so you’re not as embarrassed to be seen with them in public. TFM.
Nothing screams “We suck each other’s cocks!” like an entire group of guys walking around wearing shiny new Sperrys.
Could’ve just written on his face with Sharpie. Didn’t have to stuff his hand in your shorts.
Pretty sure the Easter Bunny is murdering that kid.
I hope those are Honey Nut.
I can’t believe there’s a tattoo artist out there who would agree to do this to a person.
$5,000 says this guy smokes marijuana.
Asleep and still scoring. TFM.
Sometimes you can be too TFTC.
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Coconut bikinis and tattoos. TFM.
Kid on the right knows the Easter Bunny’s intentions aren’t good.
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