FAIL FRIDAY: Men In Makeup

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Ten real submissions, twenty photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Motorboating a girl so hard you get a nose bleed. TFM.
-Indiana

Relax. You’re going to pop those fun bags.

Running around campus with a Romney sign, publicly denying that Obama won, and wholeheartedly believing it. TFM.
-Arizona

You’re a fucking tard. Move on.

I’m part of the RedTube community so I can talk about the awesome pornos I watch with other fratstars online. TFM.
-Texas

My username is GettingSratPoon69. Hit me up.

Getting circumcised for your 21st birthday party. TFM.
-Virginia

Sounds like one hell of a jubilee.

I feel bad for the cleaning ladies at my office; I always leave doo doo stains in the toilet bowl, every day. TFM.
–Virginia

Cool semicolon. Total grammar try-hard move.

Getting “eat dirt because you think it’s chocolate” drunk. TFM.
-Arkansas

That’s nothing. Try getting “snort sugar because you think it’s cocaine” drunk.

Paying your chapter dues instead of paying child support to that bitch you knocked up in high school. TFM.
–Idaho

Those kids are probably loser geeds anyway.

Making your slam give you a hand job with her left hand, because women don’t have rights. TFM.
–North Carolina

A woman-hating joke about handjobs? You are shit.

Waking up naked in the kitchen with half a piece of pizza in one hand and a bottle of Jack in the other, and immediately taking a shot. TFM.
–Florida

That’s what rock-bottom feels like.

The waitress asked if it was going to be cash or charge. She let me pay with my meat stick. The TFM. #dickswipe #waitresssex #DeVrysucks
-Indiana

Please stop using hashtags in your ridiculous attempts. This isn’t twitter.


You know that tile is cold on his bare skin.


Jesus, how old is this fucking guy?


When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Danger zone.


One of the gayest things I’ve ever seen.


Oh come on! Don’t use the TFM sailboat like that!


Real brotherhood starts with eating off another brother’s face.


I don’t have the slightest fucking clue what’s going on here, but it’s hilarious.


House arrest at the frat house.


Rush boobs.


“Aw, bro you’re getting it in my eye! Aim for the Polo tat, bro! Arggghhhh!”


Cheering your heart out. TFM.


I would rage with these weirdos, just to see what it’s all about.


PETA is going to love this fraticorn.


You’re not hardcore until you carve your letters into your back.


Don’t fuck with this guy and his rake.


I bet they hold hands on the rides.


Two guys wrestling in a kiddie pool, assumedly filled with lube.


McGannaham Skjellyfetti. TFM.


They look so fierce.

A Pajama Party Promo:


At least it’s a registered party.

The Soundtrack From This ’09 Rush Video Is Incredible:

Pinup chaser to wash down the bad:

The TOTAL FRAT MOVE book is coming. Read the entire first chapter online now.

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    BroManChu

    Jesus Christ they need to ride you harder, intern, literally. This is an unacceptable time for Fail Friday. Get Dorn’s dick out of your mouth and produce us results.

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    James A Brofield

    finally, intern. I just want to force large black dildos into your mouth until you inevitably swallow them, then have to shit them out whole so you are, for all intents and purposes, “raping yourself in the ass with big black dildos.” Fucking go kill yourself, intern

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